A bunch of non-canonical kirby quotes from other fandoms and stuff
305 posts
Susie Applies To Haltmann Works Co.
Susie applies to Haltmann Works Co.
Haltmann: I called your references.
Susie: Fuck.
Haltmann: They said you're great.
Susie: Nice.
Haltmann: They also said you'd beat them up if they said otherwise.
Susie: Fuck.
Haltmann: And your resume says 'hire me or I'll beat you up'.
Susie: Yeah.
Haltmann: I called the cops.
Susie: Fuck.
Haltmann: They said you'd beat them up if they came.
-
starlitweb liked this · 1 year ago -
travismoment liked this · 2 years ago -
vexx-ation liked this · 3 years ago -
clovernoir liked this · 4 years ago -
birdbirbbrid liked this · 4 years ago -
moca-pocalypse liked this · 4 years ago -
birbkirb liked this · 4 years ago -
lavos-day1999 liked this · 4 years ago -
teamdajr liked this · 4 years ago -
booksofstars-replies liked this · 4 years ago -
nomminmothdragon liked this · 4 years ago -
mubthemoff-moved liked this · 4 years ago -
liffy-feelin-jiffy liked this · 4 years ago -
chaotic-spork liked this · 4 years ago -
angrykittenz62 liked this · 4 years ago -
pixbit liked this · 4 years ago -
yells-of-the-not-so-danged liked this · 4 years ago -
clairetimes liked this · 4 years ago -
turtlelover2244 liked this · 4 years ago -
sourbombz liked this · 4 years ago -
acetrainerbeebity liked this · 4 years ago -
gummysharksorbet liked this · 4 years ago -
kode liked this · 4 years ago -
heartholomewmewyeah liked this · 4 years ago -
p0ppyl1ly liked this · 4 years ago -
acedaniammx liked this · 4 years ago -
ignorance-is-fish liked this · 4 years ago -
snoopywoopy-real liked this · 4 years ago -
luvkirby4ever liked this · 4 years ago -
betaknight liked this · 4 years ago -
watermelon-flavor liked this · 4 years ago -
savycreations liked this · 4 years ago -
goddessofthe666moon liked this · 4 years ago
-
ethnictendo liked this · 4 years ago -
final-boy-todd-simmons liked this · 4 years ago -
severalratstiedtogether liked this · 4 years ago -
kidneyless-sly liked this · 4 years ago -
nonbinarypeacock liked this · 4 years ago -
monarchamos liked this · 4 years ago -
neptunewyvern liked this · 4 years ago -
vitmaster-2130 liked this · 4 years ago -
yellowfoot-06 liked this · 4 years ago -
titanthegemus-pius liked this · 4 years ago -
littleshadowlucy liked this · 4 years ago -
kassiopeiakitten liked this · 4 years ago
More Posts from Allthewrongkirbyquotes
Walking home today and I bumped into Dark Meta Knight, who instantly started talking shit about aluminum being the best for a mask. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron is actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust, and I lost it. Stabbed him right in his aluminum-loving fuck face. I hate aluminum so much.
Meta Knight
Hyness: I've started seeing someone
Zan Partizanne: as in therapy or hallucinations
King Dedede: Bring the beat in!
Bandanna Dee, rushing into the throne room with a Beet: ANYTHING FOR YOU GREAT KING!
Kirby: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Meta Knight: Just today you were crying about Marx.
Kirby: He doesn't have any arms!