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Im srs when i write this, i need more lisa cuddy x reader smut, istg. I cant find any good, if someone is willing to write it, ill send details but like, or just more cuddy x reader in general, THERE IS SO LITTLE OF IT. But anyways 😘❤️ have a good holiday
Dr Gregory House, his girlfriend the Honda CBR 1000RR and Dr Lisa Cuddy
LESBIAN CUDDY RIGHTS 😤🤚
shitty small brain take: cuddy is The Straight Woman who was in the way of hilson
sexy pog big brain take: cuddy is house and wilson's supportive lesbian mom friend who sees what dumbasses they are;; so she keeps giving them little nudges such as. giving them offices with a connecting balcony for optimal smooching space
literally where the fuck was the cuddy + wilson + house friendship
Huh. House md characters as dog breeds 🤨
Irish wolf hound. For this one... big. Grey. Mmm, that's it. Actually, it's not. Gorgeous dog, not as scary as it looks
Look at them. Brown fur, trusting eyes. Trusting face. Will help anyone. AND brown labradors have a greater chance of developing, uh, health issues.
Brown poodle or Irish setter.
For poodle, pretty, kinda over looked bc of that. The setter? Umm, ears like hair 🤔
I COULD'VE picked a golden retriever for him... but I didn't. Nova scottia duck tolling retriever.
Ran out of tags, but I have to continue working anyway.
Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
Begin.
no one:
every House MD episode:
*random person is sick and faints*
*cool 3D animation of what’s happening inside their body*
“Call an ambulance!”
*🫰opening🫰 titles 🫰*
*House is popping pills*
Cuddy: House look at this strange case 🧐
House: I don’t care it’s boring 🥱
Cuddy: oh so you’re gonna just ignore *insert here unusual symptom* 🤨
House: *stares* 😐
*snatches case file* 🤪
~ inside his office ~
*House writing on the white board*
House: so what do you think?
Cameron: they could have *insert a virus*
Chase: no that doesn’t work, they could have *insert genetical disease*
Foreman: No, the anamnesis says that no one in the family has that
House: Did you check their home? 🤨
Cameron: that’s unethical 🤨🤨
House: so is lying but no one cares when parents tell their children that a fat men with a beard gives them presents on a certain night of the year 🤪 *pops vicodin*
*totally unrelated subplot of House annoying Wilson*
*they find something at the house, formulate a hypothesis and they start curing the patient*
*everything seems to go well until the patient starts coughing blood*
House: so we were wrong 😎
Foreman: what if it’s whipple 🥸
Chase: what if it’s cancer 😦
Cameron: what if it’s lupus 😧
House: mhm let’s start treating him for every disease ever 🥱 we’ll see what treatment has an effect and then we’ll cure only that 🤭
*patient gets even worse and now there’s a time limit in which the team can work otherwise the patient dies*
Cuddy: HoUsE HaVe yOu LoSt youR MiNd? You can’t just treating them for everything ?! They could sue us! You are removed from this case 💁🏻♀️
~ • ~
House: and then she removes me from the case! 😒
Wilson: and how is this my problem?
House: of course you two are in cahoots against me😒
Wilson: *metaphor to how House does this to himself*
House: *stares into the distance* 😯
*background music starts to pick up*
Oh. My. God. 😧
*takes off* 🦯🏃
*they’re about to do some very invasive procedure that will cause the death of the patient*
House: STOP EVERYTHING ✋ !
The team: House what are you doing, Cuddy said-
House: you all are wrong!! *insert explanation of what the patient actually has*
Everyone: 😮😧😮😧
*they start treating the patient and they save them*
*House and Wilson get out of the hospital together 🥰*
END OF THE EPISODE
when people are bored they put on f.r.i.e.n.d.s. because the jokes never get old and they’re always funny. But me not being normal, whenever I don’t know what to do I put house md on as if I didn’t watch the whole 8 seasons 30 times. idc for me it’s the cases that never get old, I can’t never remember the true diagnosis so it’s always interesting.
Thought I only had daddy issues and then BAM hot old women screwed me over
I need someone to make House M.D fanart of the House/Wilson/Cuddy ship where Wilson and Cuddy are each wearing shirts that say “party rockers”
If you see my vision.
Have you heard about the secret Beach Episode 🏖️
Lisa Edelstein protesting with the writers of House MD in the 2007 WGA strike
ok but thank god alvie wasnt in “everybody dies” because i dont think i couldve taken that episode seriously if lin manuel miranda was in it.
HOUSE MD SAYS FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
photos taken from twitter. feel free to add to this thread!
house interview clips that explain a lot about the insanity of their performances on the show
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