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Nikolai would be the kind of kid that makes rockets but dies after eating a tide pod

even now like as an adult, he would sneak off into the kitchen to bite one and zoya would walk in like

zoya: sobachka drop it nikolai: *spits out the tide pod* hey lovely love of my life- *drops to the floor dying* zoya: *takes him to a Healer* how many times, Nikolai, how many times have i told you nikolai: *still dying* nina: *walks in* tide pod again?? that's the third time this week zoya: whAt