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Jesper: One large iced americano with two straws, please..
Waiter: Awwww..
Waiter: *gives Iced Americano with two straws at Jesper*
Jesper: *looks at Wylan* Watch me how fast i'll drink this--
Wylan:
Wylan: Are you okay?
Nina: Brekker, if you had to choose Jesper and all the kruge in my pocket, what would you choose?
Kaz:
Kaz: How much kruge do you have?
(973): I’m making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Nikolai would be the kind of kid that makes rockets but dies after eating a tide pod
even now like as an adult, he would sneak off into the kitchen to bite one and zoya would walk in like
zoya: sobachka drop it nikolai: *spits out the tide pod* hey lovely love of my life- *drops to the floor dying* zoya: *takes him to a Healer* how many times, Nikolai, how many times have i told you nikolai: *still dying* nina: *walks in* tide pod again?? that's the third time this week zoya: whAt
grishaverse dream ahhh
so i had a dream last night, i was alina and me and vladim (for some reason) were sneak attacking the darkling. except we were at my house, the darkling was sitting at the outdoor table. so we begin our sneak attack, but he throws a spoon at me. Vladim drops dead in the pool and the earth starts to shake. I turn to him, wrath in my gaze
'what have you done??'
suddenly i'm transported to him, and i am held captive for a total of 23 days. Finally, the darkling goes to lead me out of the side gate and into the street, but i say,
'can i at least say goodbye?' (i'm not sure what to at this point but anyways) and i go over to the gate in my back fence that leads to the bush behind my house. I try to unlock it, but fumble before getting it, so the darkling knows what i'm doing. ivan appear out of no where and steps in front of me, but i push him into a muddy puddle that materialised out of no where as well. Then the darkling grabs me and i wake up
soooo anyways no one will probably read this but now i can remember it foreverrrr
*Baby crying*
Y/N: Your daughters awake Nikolai.
Nikolai: Why is she always my daughter?
Y/N: Because, somehow, you always manage to get her back to sleep ten times faster then I can.
Y/N: Give her a kiss from me.
Nikolai: You'll have to give me one to give to her.
Y/N: *Grins and kisses him*
