Hes Small And Full Of Rage Plus Hes Quiet So He Hears Adults Say The Good Ones All The Time - Tumblr Posts

8 months ago

Dumb Timestuck thing I thought of- :)))

Stan: Okay since you two are growing kids, I get that you'll want to start cursing (I know I did at that age, and doesn't help that Ford keeps swearing near ya-), so as a compromise you both get ONE swear word, use it wisely.

Mabel: Oh you have no idea what you just unleashed.

Stan: What????

Dipper: Now you have no idea when we're going to swear because we're going to wait for the perfect opportunity to use them.

Stan: Oh no-

[On a later date]

Dipper, after a run in with Bill: If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch I'm going to make that bastard wish he never met this family!

Stan: HEY I SAID ONE SWEAR-

Mabel: I gave him mine :)


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