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Dumb Timestuck thing I thought of- :)))
Stan: Okay since you two are growing kids, I get that you'll want to start cursing (I know I did at that age, and doesn't help that Ford keeps swearing near ya-), so as a compromise you both get ONE swear word, use it wisely.
Mabel: Oh you have no idea what you just unleashed.
Stan: What????
Dipper: Now you have no idea when we're going to swear because we're going to wait for the perfect opportunity to use them.
Stan: Oh no-
[On a later date]
Dipper, after a run in with Bill: If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch I'm going to make that bastard wish he never met this family!
Stan: HEY I SAID ONE SWEAR-
Mabel: I gave him mine :)
Final week of @stanuary, so better go big for this one! Week 4: Past
Bro, how the FUCK do you draw so good with your left hand???
I can't even normally draw with my right 💀
i drew mullet stan pines my beloved
Homeless Stanley, oh how I love you
hey here's some song lyrics that i think fit mullet Stanley Pines :3 (+ the songs they come from)
(Flying Model Rockets - The Front Bottoms)
(Voodoo Magic - The Front Bottoms)
(You'll Never Get Your Money Back - Alex Lahey)
(Midnight Doomer Cruise (and the demo) - Any Two Words)
(Angel Eyes and Basketball - Foot Ox)
(Brave as a Noun - AJJ)
(*_* - LVL UP)
(Looking Like You Just Woke Up - The Front Bottoms)
WIP because I'm apparently high- I have no idea what I'm doing can you tell? XD
Either way just have some young Stan Twins in the meantime while I conk out it's 1 in the morning and I'm doodling nonsense HAHAHAHA
I dare anyone to guess what that stuff actually is and what I put them in cuz I don't think ya'll can :D
Also, do I keep the style I'm currently doodling in? Or do I go back to how I used to do it where they looked more similar to the show's style?
contemplating his whole love life atm
Silly Quirks of Stanley Pines (hcs)
No I will not elaborate!
Types on a computer with just his index fingers
Kisses with his eyes open
Can count money really fast
Can play the harmonica, but not very well
Tries to kill flies by punching them in mid air (has never been successful)
Drunk kissed an Elvis impersonator
Owns a custom bowling ball and bowling shoes
Believes premium gasoline is a scam
Accused of forklift certification fraud (guilty)
Still doesn't really know what 'kosher' means (grew up Jewish)
I would still let this man do unspeakable things to me
A few more of my drawings, using stills from the show as reference :) I'm still learning so any advice is welcomed!
Same. My heart breaks about it. The angst possibilities are endless. More homeless Stan please 🙏
Girl Help, I can't stop thinking about Stan's drifter years
Homeless Stanley, oh how I love you
He wants that fat boy so bad 😭😔💥💥🔥
Y’ALL CHILLUNS COME GET Y’ALLS DINNER!!! 🔔💥🔔💥
i dont really like how ford and fidds turned out in this so just have a cropped stanley
So in my 21 years of living I’ve never read a fanfic and then I saw @void-dude drawing for a no portal incident au and decided to check it out and now i can’t stop reading, I’ll make some art of some of my other favs but thought I’d start with the first
I loved @notllorstel neverhuman au so I did my take on it
And I decided to do my own take on it while Stan isn’t a fea in this story he dose still keep the green eyes and gain 6 eyes altogether with more power.
The basic story so far is that while Stan was running from guys who were trying to kill him, he arrives in gravity falls first. While he try’s running into the forest thinking he’s lost them he gets shot before the bad guys are killed of by the forest wildlife. Stan begs for his life, saying he’ll do anything. Sensing Stan’s death Grim shows up and hearing his plea and seeing he means his words takes him the forest guardian named V.
She tells Stan that if he gives up his humanity and becomes a forest spirit she will let him live. Even though Stan is on the brink of death he ask beside loosing his humanity what else does this mean he’ll have to do. V surprised tells him that he must protect the forest and keep balance between it and human while she will do most of the work when it comes the energy and magical balance.
One last thing is that he can no longer leave gravity falls and will be stuck here forever. Stan while hesitant agreed and began his new life as a forest spirt and grim along side him to help adjust to his new life while V doesn’t talk to him much he dose enjoy her company
Stan becomes a forest sprit around 1972 and so he’s there 2 years before ford arrives, and let’s just say it takes a whole another year for the pair to meet up.
I’ll drop some more lore later as I’m still figuring it out myself but I’m open to suggestions and will drop some more art later :)
Day 8 - Forbidden Relationship
Obi Wan Kenobi x you
Contents: smut/drabble, fem!reader x episode 2 Obi Wan, corruption kink
W/C: ~600
Soooo I’m so behind but I swear to you I will post all of these chapters!! It just might be a little late. The next few should be faster though - with some of the more ‘vanilla’ prompts on my list I feel like I have to write more background to make it worth the read, but the kinkier ones are just going to get straight into it lol
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“I shouldn’t be doing this…” He muttered into your neck, and your walls fluttered around him in response. He said it every time, and yet, here he was. There was just something arousing about knowing your pussy is so fucking good it had a Jedi crawling back for more, breaking his covenant over and over just so he can fuck you.
The first time was intoxicating. You knew that he was a virgin - it wasn’t hard to tell - and you were apprehensive, but it didn’t matter that it didn’t last long, or that you didn’t orgasm… The power you felt. The control. Getting to coax him through it, seeing his face when he first pressed himself deep into your velvet core, knowing that you were corrupting a Jedi knight... It was like nothing you had ever experienced.
The second time, he couldn’t keep his hands off you. He was needy and desperate, lips and fingertips ghosting across every inch of your skin like a man starved. A man who had been deprived of pleasure for so long and now, he couldn’t help but indulge.
The third time, you went down on him. Took your time, letting your tongue run up and down his shaft, swirling around his head and smearing his precum gently before you took him completely into your mouth. He was a mess by the time you finally obliged his whines, his tip hitting the back of your throat with a moan from you. The look of pure pleasure and surprise on his face when you swallowed every last drop of his load as he came down your throat.
“But it feels so gooood, doesn't it?” You drawled, and he groaned pitifully. You’d lost count of the amount of times he’d promised it would never happen again, that he needed to stop, and yet here he was, buried to the hilt inside you. It was only recently that he’d realised you didn’t derive the same kind of pleasure as he did from your hookups, and he practically begged you to teach him how to help you out. You weren’t exactly going to say no to that. So you showed him how you touched yourself. Made him watched as you reached a climax.
The way he blushed afterwards… You loved the way it made you feel. His innocence. And how easily you could break it.
And now, his hand delved towards your folds, and you moaned as his thumb brushed across your sensitive clit, hips bucking as he continued to rut into you.
“Right there, baby…” you whispered, kissing his neck lightly and twisting your fingers into his hair. “Stars that’s perfect, keep going…” He groaned and sunk his teeth into your bare breath, beard scratching the delicate skin.
“That’s it… oh yes that’s it…” he whispered as you came around his cock, whining his name and his own orgasm followed not long after.
As he lay on top of you, breaths heavy, you thought about how this is normally when he’d say it had been a mistake, when he’d leave and apologise and swear up and down that’s he’d never return.
But now, he sighed contentedly, fingers drawing lazy patterns onto your shoulder, eyes fluttering closed. You smiled to yourself, knowing he was yours.