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My headcannon for cardverse prussia.

So i remember this little piece of a cardverse fanfic i read once but this is with me spin on it.

So Prussia is a joker and has been for a long time. Nobody truly knows how long. Also nobody knows his name everybody calls him joker. The other joker is sealand. Anyways before Prussia became a joker he was the king of hearts and a very good one at that. When he was the king the land of heart was in it golden years and had a lot of land(also in this germany and prussia are not siblings). But when he died for some reason he became a joker. So turn some years forward and prussia has been a joker for some time. The kings know if the need miltray tactics they go til prussia but its a gamble sometimes he will help them other times he would not. So a crisis happens and the court of the four countries meet and England(as the queen of spades) say they sould ask the jokers for help. They do that but sealand can't really help them and Prussia just turns them down. But austria(as the jack of clubs) takes a gamble and says "I know who you are joker. You are the former king of hearts the legendary king GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!" Prussia just slowly claps and says "you guessed correct" everybodies is shocket and Prussia decides that after that lucky guess and them now knowing he might as well help them. Anyways thats my headcannon

Also another thing while Prussia ruled he was Queenless, Jackless and Aceless so he ruled the kingdom of hearts all by himself.

(Btw i just love BAMF!Prussia)

Alright so seeing how I’ve drawn a lot of the others already, I decided to draw this energetic narcissist.

The obvious answer was yes.

Wake him up? 

>YES 

>NO

‘Wow he’s so happy to see me—‘

“Uh y, yeah- wait too? Huh? Is something going on?? Oh god I haven’t been here in forever shit uh,”

Damn it’s been awhile,,

“You came, too!” 

“Why am I in a fucking bottle—“

WAIT A MINUTE. If this blog encourages Prumano (as seen in previous posts), and Prussia is our most magical boy, that means Romano has no right to make fun of him because he would play the damsel in distress! (If you already have some asks like this, ignore this one. I was having a wierd issue and had to change devices so i dont know if they sent :/ )

“I mean, I’m definitely not going to miss an opportunity to show off in front of the boyfriend~! ‘Scuse me, cutie in distress calling!” 

((MAGICAL BOY M!A 7/15))

((No worries! We gotchu!))

“Oh great not him! He’s not a bad guy is he? Get me the hell out of here!”

*he pounds against the glass*

WAIT A MINUTE. If this blog encourages Prumano (as seen in previous posts), and Prussia is our most magical boy, that means Romano has no right to make fun of him because he would play the damsel in distress! (If you already have some asks like this, ignore this one. I was having a wierd issue and had to change devices so i dont know if they sent :/ )

“I mean, I’m definitely not going to miss an opportunity to show off in front of the boyfriend~! ‘Scuse me, cutie in distress calling!” 

((MAGICAL BOY M!A 7/15))

((No worries! We gotchu!))

making out with the Axis and Allies(making the SEA tomorrow lmao)

-Italy

He usually feel really shy to ask if you can kiss him.Sometimes,you would know why he is shy around you and gave in.

-Germany

Also feel shy around you.He will flirt with you before he does a move,after that,it's all in the makeout sensesion

-Japan

Unlike Germany and Italy,he feel's calm when doing it.He would cuddle alot before doing it and gave you small pecks on the cheeks

-Prussia

Would never feel shy when he's doing it.It's either he really need one,or her got soo drunk.Either way,he will pull you really tight and hold you by the waist.Then brushing your hair off your face and have a long kiss

-Romano

He really need one and was shy to admit it.When he got near you,he has second thoughts and started to hug you from the back.You sometimes noticed this and will teas him before he smashes your lips with his

-America

he felt very confident and flirts with you.Holding you by the waist and saying things from the past,or,hold's both of your cheeks and gave you a peck on the forehead.After sweetness came,he makes things a bit 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘺(plus,his breath smells like borgers)

-England

A true gentlemen(🛐).Usually kiss your forehead but sometimes when he felt very....horny(😳)he will kiss you,over and over agian.

-France

Ngl,he kiss you very good.Soemtimes touching your butt on accident

-Russia

Usually does it in bed lol.He will pull you close to him and will constantly say 'i love you,sunflower!' Which always melt your heart in a way.After that,he kissed you

-China

Aru,he will give you small kisses no matter what situation ya'll in.Ya'll just ✨don't care✨

Prussia Tumblr Layout

psd mash up of @/canarysage @/pinkmiku @/destinyfaces and “cocoa devil” (forgot poster. sorry!!!)

artist is @/Chiyo_0725 on twitter (i believ..) i tried but it looks off. sawry

rb + cred to use! (unless requester)

OMG I love that you write for Hetalia! Can you write something about Prussia? What sort of big brother would he be to a lil sister? Bossy? Loving? Mean? Tysm!!

YES I WRITE FOR HETALIA

guys send me hetalia requests i'll write it 🫶

☆~Prussia as a big brother

(wa)batle nonsense (author's note):

Prussia is my favorite character and HE IS AWESOME!! (you can tell because of the gif in my pinned post, wink wink)

also he may be ooc but...uhhh

Warnings: none

We already know how he is with Germany, so…

He's quite the embarrassment if you let him be

He's also overprotective, and anyone you would want to date has to go through him

He also wants to make sure you're safe all the time

He knows how to comfort you if you're scared or upset, because he's funny and he knows it

As good as all that sounds, he's also Prussia, and he's very egotistical

So he'll be like “I am awesome Prussia and here is my slightly less awesome sister, (name)!”

Don't worry though, Germany is right there with you in trying to deal with your older brother's shenanigans.

Coming across this tag in the wild is just too funny

I haven't drawn Klaus in forever

"I'm awesome!!" 😎😎😎😎

Of Jokers, The Duke [Gilbert Beilschmidt]

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The older brother of the current King of Hearts, no one really knows what the Duke is all about. At first they thought his oddities were something inherited from his ancestors who were known to be quite the odd people however it seems to be not the case when he had started speaking of a future and war, pushing his own friends and families to certain actions and all the ways in hopes it would be enough for the future he speaks of never to come. There were a lot who speculated that he was a joker at such a young age but it was only confirmed when he was brought to the then advisor of the old Monarchy Deck of Hearts where she had said he is in fact a Joker and if not for the old royal blood and his red eyes, he would have been kicked out.

But now, with his younger brother at the throne, the Duke is more or less protected from anyone who would try to lay a hand on him. However it doesn't mean he himself would stop traveling and sticking his nose when it clearly doesn't belong. Rumors has it the Queen of Clubs currently has a vendetta with him but rumors are only rumors... Or is it?

It’s been 2017 for a while now and I still haven’t accomplished a thing.

it’s finally 2017 and I still haven’t accomplished a god damn thing

I coloured this out of the doodle dump from yesterday ☆

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APH Prussia

…right, Fritz?

HETALIA ALPHABET W is for war ♦

perfect boys don’t ex-