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Haikyuu Boys but as things my brothers have said

Kuroo- *struggling with homework* "Calculate the trajectory of my foot up your ass, bitch"

Sugawara- "Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and then gaslight again 💅"

Hinata- "Wait, ice cream is supposed to go in the freezer and not the fridge?"

Kageyama- "There's gonna be people there? EWWW"

Terushima- "I'm a slut for Costco pizza"

Bokuto- *pointing to BTS poster* "omg is that Dylan O'Brien??"

Atsumu- *gets kicked in the balls* "OH MY GOD, MY UVULA"

Kenma- "I'm playing animal crossing and this bitch won't get off my island, I'm gonna whack her with my net"

Sakusa- "Shit just hit the fan and life had taco bell"

Tendo- "I'm going to commit arson with a magnifying glass"

Ushijima- "am I feeling emotions? Yes. Do I want to express them? Never"

Oikawa- "damn, look at Ryan Reynolds ass in that frame- no, seriously, LOOK"

Iwaizumi- "if I hit him hard enough over the head, do you think it'll shake his brain back into place? Hopefully it will end our suffering."

(Fun fact I only remember these, because everytime one of my brothers says something funny, I have to write it down in my phone so I remember it.)