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no bc i genuinely just scrolled thru yer entire acct for the text stuffs- they're hilarious-

LMAOOOO I’m getting to this late but thank u omg 😭💞

Hello! Your smau for aot is so funny 😭 what apps do you use for them? Ik a lot of people use social dummy but it’s down for me and I have ios. If you could respond to this whenever I’d greatly appreciate it 🙏🏻 hope you have a good day!!

Hi there!! I used to have an android until it got smashed to bits a few months ago, and I used an app called MeMi. I have iOS now and while it IS on the AppStore, it doesn’t run as smoothly, so I’m trying to find an alternate! But you could definitely try it, as that is what I’ve used for all my text posts :)) hope this helps at least a little!

✨ What the AOT Characters like from Starbucks ✨

Attack on Titan x reader...kind of?

Featuring: Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Sasha, Connie, Hange, Levi, Reiner, Historia and (kind of) Ymir

When Toji Fushiguro is animated I am going to become a menace to society.

AOT memes I created long ago but just found - a crackpost, if you will.

I literally JUST found these in my camera roll 😭

BET.

I got:

Idiots to lovers

"You become so comfortable with your lover that neither of you realize it's happening until it's already happened. in fact, everybody knew what was going on before you did. all they had to do was look at you to see the natural chemistry that comes from being able to be so open with someone, so un-self-conscious, so happy. it's okay that it takes some time to figure things out. the memories you make in the meantime are far from wasted. but also, um, don't, like, blow things up together just because one of you THINKS you have a good idea. you are sometimes dangerous without supervision."

(Yep, seems about right)

Unfortunately I have no one to tag RIP... I need more tumblr friends 🥲~

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get

Haikyuu Boys but as things my brothers have said

Kuroo- *struggling with homework* "Calculate the trajectory of my foot up your ass, bitch"

Sugawara- "Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and then gaslight again 💅"

Hinata- "Wait, ice cream is supposed to go in the freezer and not the fridge?"

Kageyama- "There's gonna be people there? EWWW"

Terushima- "I'm a slut for Costco pizza"

Bokuto- *pointing to BTS poster* "omg is that Dylan O'Brien??"

Atsumu- *gets kicked in the balls* "OH MY GOD, MY UVULA"

Kenma- "I'm playing animal crossing and this bitch won't get off my island, I'm gonna whack her with my net"

Sakusa- "Shit just hit the fan and life had taco bell"

Tendo- "I'm going to commit arson with a magnifying glass"

Ushijima- "am I feeling emotions? Yes. Do I want to express them? Never"

Oikawa- "damn, look at Ryan Reynolds ass in that frame- no, seriously, LOOK"

Iwaizumi- "if I hit him hard enough over the head, do you think it'll shake his brain back into place? Hopefully it will end our suffering."

(Fun fact I only remember these, because everytime one of my brothers says something funny, I have to write it down in my phone so I remember it.)

Haikyuu Boys x Reader

I don't even know how to title this one, it's the one tiktok texting trend where someone accuses their s/o of being in someone else's car and sends them a pic of a cockroach instead. That's literally it.

Featuring: Tanaka, Bokuto, Tsukishima, Tendou, Ushijima, Kenma, Kuroo, Oikawa, Nishinoya and Iwaizumi

WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL WAS GONNA TELL ME ABOUT SAGE LESATH BC-

This is literally the MOST attractive man I've ever seen I'm not even kidding-

Cat man with pirate outfit and white hair make heart go BRRRRR

Why did I JUST find out about the whole Facebook and Instagram thing lmao goodbye 😭

Haikyuu Boys responding to ✨noods✨

Featuring: Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kenma, Kuroo, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Tsukishima, Bokuto, Ushijima, and Tendou

18+ I guess?? It's not too suggestive per se

AOT Characters x Reader:

They get sent the text, "Lemme Hit "

Featuring: Connie, Jean, Sasha, Levi, Armin, Eren, Reiner, Hange, and Mikasa

An interesting interaction with my 9 year old sister yesterday at the clothing store

Sister: *pokes my arm*

Me: "what?"

Sister: *points to a male mannequin with a particularly large chest*

Me: "what about it?"

Sister: "It looks like that Joe guy from your skateboarding anime you watch"

Me: "???"

Sister: "It has BOOBIES"

Me:

Besties I was passed out for 3 days at the hospital and almost died but I'm back now 😛

The Demon Brothers respond to you prank texting them - "I'm breaking up with you"

Ahhh! The official anime for Obey Me releases soon and I CANNOT wait!!!

Haikyu Boys respond to you texting them,"You're Pretty"

Featuring: Oikawa, Ushijima, Iwaizumi, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Bokuto, Kenma, Tsukishima and Kuroo

(I'm always up for doing other characters and a part 2, so please request them and/or other text prompts if you'd like!)

Haikyu Boys respond to the text ,"I want a baby"

Featuring : Kuroo, Oikawa, Ushijima, Bokuto, Kenma, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Tsukishima, and Iwaizumi

(These r so fun to do)

Love u

BNHA boys respond to the text, "I need pads"

Featuring: Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki, Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero, Denki, and Shinsou.

Idk I thought it was funny lmfao

Haikyuu boys with the trend, "would u love me if I was a worm"

Oikawa

Bokuto

Kenma

Iwaizumi

Kuroo

Tsukki