Hogwarts Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Gryffindor: We need to talk about the kiss.
Slytherin: I pushed you away…
Gryffindor: With your lips?
Slytherin: Yes, with my lips!
Tom Riddle attempts to (mis)educate purebloods about WWII
Mulciber: "But why don’t you want to go back, Tom? Other than the fact that they’re, you know, Muggles."
Tom *aggressively shoves books in trunk*: "There’s a war going on. Didn’t you know that?"
Mulciber: "Yeah, I know about Grindelwald — what do you take us for, Tom — idiots?"
Tom (near the end of his tether): "Not Grindelwald. A Muggle war."
Rosier (confused): "But, er, who are they fighting?"
Tom: "Other Muggles. Germans, mostly."
Mulciber: "For Merlin’s sake, why? Don’t Muggles all like the same things? Like filth and what’s it called again — electrics?"
Tom: Looks very hard at Mulciber, and debates the use of teaching wizards about the evils of fascism.
Tom: Decides against it.
Tom: "Muggle stuff."
is this anyone else's headcanon for teddy lupin?
Teddy Lupin normally: absolute cinnamon roll.
Teddy Lupin when someone insults/threatens his family/friends/the younger students who follow him around: ah, so you've chosen death.
what does a dark lord have to do to get some intelligent minions around here?
in the hogwarts library
Mulciber: Riddle, are you going to the Quidditch match?
Tom *looks up from writing in his diary about how much he hates Dumbledore*: I’d rather have my brains slowly pulled out through my nose with a blunt probe.
Mulciber:
Mulciber: I don't get it.
Tom:
Tom: *sigh*
Tom: This is why we can't have nice things.
Mulciber:
Tom: That means no.
Mulciber is the Boris Johnson of the friend group.