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3 years ago

Tom Riddle attempts to (mis)educate purebloods about WWII

Mulciber: "But why don’t you want to go back, Tom? Other than the fact that they’re, you know, Muggles."

Tom *aggressively shoves books in trunk*: "There’s a war going on. Didn’t you know that?"

Mulciber: "Yeah, I know about Grindelwald — what do you take us for, Tom — idiots?"

Tom (near the end of his tether): "Not Grindelwald. A Muggle war."

Rosier (confused): "But, er, who are they fighting?"

Tom: "Other Muggles. Germans, mostly."

Mulciber: "For Merlin’s sake, why? Don’t Muggles all like the same things? Like filth and what’s it called again — electrics?"

Tom: Looks very hard at Mulciber, and debates the use of teaching wizards about the evils of fascism.

Tom: Decides against it.

Tom: "Muggle stuff."


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3 years ago

is this anyone else's headcanon for teddy lupin?

Teddy Lupin normally: absolute cinnamon roll.

Teddy Lupin when someone insults/threatens his family/friends/the younger students who follow him around: ah, so you've chosen death.


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3 years ago

what does a dark lord have to do to get some intelligent minions around here?

in the hogwarts library

Mulciber: Riddle, are you going to the Quidditch match?

Tom *looks up from writing in his diary about how much he hates Dumbledore*: I’d rather have my brains slowly pulled out through my nose with a blunt probe.

Mulciber:

Mulciber: I don't get it.

Tom:

Tom: *sigh*

Tom: This is why we can't have nice things.

Mulciber:

Tom: That means no.


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