One Of The Things I Least Expected From Joining The Tumblr RDR2 Community Is How We Celebrate The Fact

One of the things I least expected from joining the Tumblr RDR2 community is how we celebrate the fact that Hosea still fucks, every Friday.

But I am 100% here for Mr. Matthews’ appreciation every Friday.

(I’m not entirely sure who this was started by but I have an inkling that it was @roamingtigress , possibly? I’m not really sure)

Anyway, I know it’s too late but happy Hosea fucks Friday.

Hosea Matthews study.

Repost bc the quality ACTUALLY sucked, not too sure what happened there, but here it is, in all its (hopefully) high quality glory.

HELP THIS IS SO STUPID 😭 this is based on a post by @wobblesthecowgirl and I just HAD to put it into the universe. [click for clearer image]

Though, canonically, I don’t think Javier would damage his guitar while rat hunting but it’s still funny nonetheless.

Not even joking, I hit my head super hard in gym today, and now I’m thinking about using my familial friends as pawn pieces in my big game of chess.

Anyways, heard Tahiti is nice this time of year..

Red dead redemption two undead nightmare this… blah blah.. Uncle spread it.. Swanson spread it.. Micah spread it..

DUTCH SPREAD IT.

NO ONE THINKS ABOUT THAT

What if Dutch spread the zombie curse to the rest of the gang? Could you imagine the pure CHAOS⁉️ No one would know what to do, Dutch would be incredibly strong willed as a zombie and would totally turn his entire family (unbeknownst to him)

Then of course Arthur and Hosea are next in command for leadership, and eventually Hosea gets bit, then John, then Micah, then whoever..

Long story short, I want to see zombie Dutch Van Der Linde

I like the idea in like 90% of the fics I read where Hosea is like: “We don’t need a kid, Dutch.” And Dutch thinks it’s a great idea.

Of course Dutch’s overall intentions is to raise a loyal soldier and a sharer of his ideals. But Hosea eventually becomes softened by the pathetic thing, and by God he’d protect them with his entire life.

Yes of course this is seen with both Arthur and John, but more so with Arthur bc he was the first little street urchin they found. And so Dutch wanted him to become a strong, loyal, protector, but all Hosea wanted from him in the end was a son <3

Anyways, Hosea Matthews got me crying in the club 🥲