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Dragon love triangles 🤯

(not exactly incorrect dialogue because this could very well be what they said...)

#me if I met Daemon House of The Dragon — S02E04 'The Red Dragon and The Gold'

This season's been a bit weird...

While I think the Jace and Rhaenyra scene in episode 7 was great, I think it should have been a bit longer cause this is obviously something that has been building up in Jace for a while.

I think Jace and Rhaenyra should have gotten into a full-blown screaming match. Rhaenyra probably starts to cry and throws wine at Jace while he demands the truth from her, as a Spanish guitar plays in the background. Then out of nowhere Harwin Strong would burst into the room, revealing he wasn't the one who died that night it was his evil twin, Harlose. He declares himself Jace's father until surprise Criston Cole enters the room. He admits to his affair with Rhaenyra and that he is Jace's father. Harwin and Criston then begin to get into an argument over who is Jace's real father. The scene suddenly cuts to Alicent on a balcony in the Red Keep, revealing her to be Jace's real father. A flashback also reveals Rhaenyra got amnesia 16 years ago which is how she doesn't remember their love affair. The end.

HOTD Telenovela go brrr

Ellen: So I heard that you keeping pulling bad bitches Criston: It's true, I'm honestly trying to stop so I can honor my oaths Ellen: Well we've got a surprise for you *Curtain opens to reveal Gwayne Hightower* Criston *literally crying*: Omg Ellen you didn't