How Am I Alive - Tumblr Posts

WOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

WOAH A DRY CLEANED BEAR

TAKE MY HAND,

WE’LL EAT CAKE I SWEAR

WOAH LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER


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1 year ago

Stress keeps being added, and yet I wake up alive somehow… I must have reason to continue to live somehow. Going to keep on going. Sadly, nothing bouncing on my dick, but I guess for good reason.


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Sentient cabbage? :0

yesss I am SO sentient it's actually crazy.

I don't know HOW I gained sentience tho (maybe like some weird Christmas miracle or smth??). Kinda disappointed I don't remember because I think my backstory would be VERY cool.


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9 months ago

Finished the last of the provisions, 18% left of my phone battery, one more band to go. Friends, I think I might make it.


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