How Am I Alive - Tumblr Posts
5 years ago
WOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE
WOAH A DRY CLEANED BEAR
TAKE MY HAND,
WE’LL EAT CAKE I SWEAR
WOAH LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER
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6 years ago
I have been close to being murdered a lot more than one person ought to be.
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1 year ago
Stress keeps being added, and yet I wake up alive somehow… I must have reason to continue to live somehow. Going to keep on going. Sadly, nothing bouncing on my dick, but I guess for good reason.
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1 year ago
Sentient cabbage? :0
yesss I am SO sentient it's actually crazy.
I don't know HOW I gained sentience tho (maybe like some weird Christmas miracle or smth??). Kinda disappointed I don't remember because I think my backstory would be VERY cool.
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9 months ago
Finished the last of the provisions, 18% left of my phone battery, one more band to go. Friends, I think I might make it.
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