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Guys I've only heard of "Don't Worry Darling" last week, and for the last four hours I have been following the whole fiasco in bits and pieces from random posts that show up in the "based on your likes" part of my dashboard.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?
In honor of Trans Day Of Visibility, here’s a mecore edit because I am, in fact, trans
This is the most exciting thing to happen all year. I want more drama
“Don’t worry Darling” has taught me to never judge a book by its cover. I mean sure there are people to criticise this movie by saying the creator of the make believe world was never revealed, it was all far-fetched low quality story telling, too many unanswered questions, but if you are well versed with psychological genre then we all know what this movie depicts. Not everyone has a happy life, everyone is suffering. Everyone has faced loss and compromised their ideologies for the well being of others. It’s a movie about a cult. A cult who controls the minds and blurs your vision. You don’t have to ask questions because who even asks questions in a made up imagination which is far fetched from the reality? We all make scenarios so hard to comprehend in our mind in our day to day life when we blur our visions and think of something so beautiful but we never question our judgment even if they create false hopes. That’s what this movie was all about and idiots will criticise something which isn’t in their grasp of knowledge. “Don’t worry darling” is an underrated movie and doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. Well done Olivia Wilde, well done.
.... What I said. 🤷♀
“My favorite thing about the movie is that it feels like a movie”
— Everything you need to know about DWD, by Harry Styles, Poet, 2022.
Once again, what I said 🤷🏻♀
i love when you can tell that a celebrity didn’t get a full education and just focused on being famous. harry styles took one for the team this week. the girls will call it relatable. but we all know it was embarrassing
in my opinion, the most terrifying part of dont worry darling is that when jack gets to make the choices about his life inside the simulation, there's an option that asks if he and alice are already in a relationship
jack in dwd could’ve easily downloaded the sims and some mods and had the same thing without all of that mess
so don’t worry darling was a mind fuck ???
I think Jeff Azoff sold Harry Styles.
I've been talking about this since 2018 but my friends @sockgate @alwaysyousunflower @fortunatelyshynerd @finewallsline28 @thatumbroshirt really put the pieces together and solved it.
Kisses for their sexy big brains.
So this is rough, because I'm lazy. Feel free to add info.
Theory
Harry and Jeff have been on the outs since 2019 at least.
Harry making remarks about not liking LA, and selling property in 2018-2019.
Harry filmed all of the Fine Line music videos aside from Adore You without Jeff present.
Harry conducted most of his promotional interviews without Jeff present.
Jeff was present at Harry’s One Night Only shows, at the arena Jeff’s family invests in.
Harry making remarks about not liking Halloween – the Harryween shows were announced by his team a week later.
Harry not being seen with Jeff outside of work functions for at least two years.
Jeff’s wedding to Glenne was obviously fake. Their extended families weren’t there and girlfriend wore an off the rack dress with loose hems and didn’t wash her hair.
The wedding PR stunt was done to promote the Holivia fauxmance.
Theory
Olivia Wilde was seeding Shia LaBeouf as her boyfriend for DWD promo
Given that she was seeding a break up from Jason as early as April 2020, she most likely cast Shia with the intention of a PR romance to keep this movie promo run interesting.
When Shia’s behaviour led to the studio firing him Olivia went on a public campaign regarding appropriate workplace behaviour and feminism. I believe this was all intentional as a defence against her soon to be realized PR stunt.
It’s clear Jeff and Olivia have been connected through business since at least 2018.
I believe Jeff gave Harry to Olivia for DWD promo.
I believe Harry knew there would be some sort of stunting involved, but we have no way of knowing if he knew the details. A one year contract is most common in Hollywood – Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are a good example.
Harry wearing the Umbro shirt in September 2020, one week after signing onto DWD, indicates that he knew what was coming and tried to reassure the fandom in advance.
Theory
Jeff is still financially invested in a number of revenue streams, including CAA, Warner Brothers, New Line Cinema, and various other institutions where he would benefit selling Harry to CAA/Olivia for DWD.
Connections
Booksmart – 2019, directed by Olivia Wilde
Anderson Paak, Full Stop Management client, has a song on the soundtrack
Lizzo, Full Stop Management client, has a song on the soundtrack
Olivia promoting Lizzo’s music in December 2019
Ted Lasso – 2020, produced by and starring Jason Sudeikis
Produced by WB Television
Don’t Worry Darling – 2021, directed by Olivia Wilde
Starring Harry, repped through CAA
Theory
Jeff is financially invested in Olivia more than Harry.
Olivia released her own homemade teaser trailer without the approval or acknowledgement of the studio (no acknowledgement from the studio, nothing on their official accounts)
Jeff and multiple people affiliated with HSHQ posted the teaser.
Harry himself hasn’t acknowledged it.
The HSHQ account posted the teaser.
Lizzo, Full Stop Management client, has repeatedly posted the trailer. These videos were reposted by Olivia.
Harry was never a long term investment for Jeff. His team fully expected the hype around a former boybander to die by the time he hit 30.
Jeff has other, more lucrative investments, and as we can see from his work over the last few years, he has never worked to cultivate Harry’s fanbase.
Jeff has essentially moved on from Harry in everything but name.
Whether Harry has been cutting business ties for the last two years and we are just not seeing the results of this, remains to be seen.
Update - Jason's team won an Emmy for Ted Lasso and they thanked WB before anyone else. k.
TIMELINE (not comprehensive I cbf)
2013
Harry Styles meets Jeff Azoff
Jeff is still working as a manager at CAA Music
Irving Azoff resigns as Chairman at Live Nation and creates Azoff MSG Entertainment
*Backed by the Madison Square Garden Company, which Irving invests in
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/05/business/media/irving-azoff-starts-new-entertainment-business.html
2015
Speculation that Harry has left Modest and has signed with Jeff; these rumours are confirmed in February
https://hitsdailydouble.com/news&id=299496
2016
Jeff quits CAA to start form Full Stop Management, financially backed by Irving
https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6898391/jeffrey-azoff-exits-caa-new-company-exclusive
Harry stars in Dunkirk. Jeff follows the social media accounts, but there are no posts.
*Dunkirk is a Warner Bros fil,
2017 – 2019
Focus on Harry’s music career.
2020
Shia LaBeouf cast for DWD.
Olivia Wilde photographed alone repeatedly from April 2020 onwards, likely seeding a break up with Jason Sudeikis.
In June, rumours spread about Shia killing dogs on the streets of LA.
By July, Harry Styles is rumoured to be linked to Don’t Worry Darling. He is cast early September.
Harry doesn’t acknowledge DWD, and to this day has not said the name of the movie or posted about it on social media, nor has he liked anything related to the cast aside from cast follows.
By early October, Olivia starts seeding a romantic connection with Harry. Fans and media don’t notice it because, well.
Jason and Olivia are papped hugging and kissing on the street outside their house in December.
2021
Harry and Olivia spotted holding hands at Jeff Azoff’s ‘wedding’ in January.
What follows is a frankly insane year long campaign in which Olivia tries to convince the world she is dating Harry.
HSHQ and Jeff interact with Olivia. Harry never does on social media.
Here is an Irving Azoff timeline up to 2010 – Irving has had ties to WB since at least 1989.
https://hitsdailydouble.com/news&id=280194&title=THE-LONG-RUN:-AN-IRVING-AZOFF-TIMELINE
If we really want to lose our minds, Irving has money in WB, where Danielle was employed in 2016
https://twitter.com/STREAMLIGHTSSUP/status/678807703427223552?s=19
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Kinda baffled by tumblr this week.
People thinking the jolivia custody case is legitimate is wild to me. Is this the same fandom that believes in bg or not? You believe in a faked birth certificate, parental support and custody agreement for Louis and bg? But you don't think jolivia would pull a stunt like this?
Jason and Olivia have traded their entire lowkey celebrity existence for years of tabloid features and stunts. Some of us have been talking about the Jolivia/Weinstein/Lawrence connects for years before covid larries saw last week's twitter rumours. If you don't think two people with a reputation in Hollywood for SA and general abusive behaviour aren't capable of filing a custody motion legally only to withdraw it before judgement time with a simple motion is beyond their realm, you seem to have zero understanding of what people do for fame.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering people in this fandom believe Louis paid out of pocket for bg himself, or that Harry himself is talking about restrictive 1D clauses in interviews and praising his bestie Jeff for saving him from them, then doing a pap walk with him, as though they haven't been butting heads bts for years, or Jeff didn't' arrange and sign off on holivia. Cute to see fandom Karen's reiterate to OGs what we told you years ago.
HSHQ are selling HS3 despite Harry not writing on it, they're selling Pleasing despite Harry not owning or designing it, they're selling holivia despite Harry not maintaining the stunt, they're selling actor Harry despite Harry showing no passion or excitement for the roles he's cast for, and because this fandom isn't critical enough to think about where this information is coming from, who is providing it, and why we never see Harry himself say anything. They're selling you Harry, at Home, in New York, while he 'lives in Los Feliz' just a month after using his only promo time to reiterate he does not spend time in LA unless he has to for work. Just, idk, be more critical about what we are getting and why. I miss the old 1D days where we were sceptical about everything (and we were right to be).
FLORENCE PUGH as ALICE Don’t Worry Darling dir. Olivia Wilde (2022)
I don’t trust him. And I don’t want to be here anymore.
DON’T WORRY DARLING 2022 — dir. Olivia Wilde
I was already going to watch don’t worry darling anyway, but the amount of production drama surrounding the film is quite amusing.
Idk who im attracted to more
Do you know what I do nowadays when my day seems to get upset?
Watch this gif on loop. 😩✌🏼
