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Hufflepuff: Man, I‘m still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.

Slytherin: For the last time, it’s pronounced croissant and you ate six of them.

Hufflepuff: How do I deal with my enemies? Slytherin: Kill them Hufflepuff: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Slytherin: Kill them only a little?

Slytherin: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Hufflepuff: Okay, but in my defense, Gryffindor bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Slytherin: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Slytherin: You love me, right, Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.