Slytherin: Let Me Show You A Picture From Last Night That Really Upset MeHufflepuff: Okay, But In My
Slytherin: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Hufflepuff: Okay, but in my defense, Gryffindor bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Slytherin: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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