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‘it gets better🥺🥰’ my brother in christ… i have bpd, there’s no getting better, there’s just handling it enough to function.
Me: I’m totally mentally stable and the ending of good omens season 2 totally did not ruin my life completely
also me: makes an album of over 500 photos of good omens art and memes
Stoppppppp he's so cuteeeeee 😭😭
[201019] bandlucy_mystic twitter update (tr.):
hehehhehe
I keep seeing them with Mitski. I’m not god’s strongest soldier man, I cant take this.
NOOOOOO INUMAKI NOOOOO
Turn back NOW
oh….😧
ARE FELIX THOTS STILL OPEN OR AM I LATE 😭😭
If they are then what do you think about those chains he's been wearing around his neck these days👀
Pls he knows your so obsessed with them so he leaves them on when he takes you in missionary🧎♀️ hair all messed up from how he's been going down on you for the past hour



“what is it, baby?” felix asks, nose nudging just under your jaw.
you can only moan in response, turning your head away from him shyly. your eyes are squeezed shut but you can feel felix smirking down at you. feel his gaze trained on your features.
“tell me,” he urges, “there’s gotta be something on your mind. you’re even wetter than usual…”
you shake your head, grabbing at his shoulders to pull him closer to you. it works, and he lowers himself so that he’s just laying on top of you, but he doesn’t let up.
“tell me or i’ll stop,” he whispers. your eyes shoot open and you whimper in protest, making him push himself up off of you again. “baby,” he warns.
“it’s… your necklaces,” you mumble.
“these?” he loops two fingers through the chains, holding them out of reach.
“y-yeah.”
“what about them?”
“i like when you wear them,” you say, leaning up as if you wanted to get a closer look.
“yeah? you like em so much that you make a mess allll over my face when i’ve got my head in between these pretty legs?”
he’s referring to approximately three minutes ago, when he made you cum repeatedly on his tongue. it normally takes you longer to get there once, let alone multiple times so you knew he’d bring it up later. you just didn’t expect later to be now.
“you couldn’t even see them then, baby.”
“i c-could feel them against my thighs,” you explain. “and they just look so good on you, lix. knowing you were wearing them was enough.”
“okay, okay, you can stop pouting,” felix laughs. the sound is deep, just like his voice, and echoes from his chest. “i’ll keep fucking you just the way you like. and i’ll even do this-” he stops mid sentence and slips one of the chains into his mouth before leaning down to kiss you.
the cold metal presses into your lips, leaving an indentation of its pattern on both of you. felix lets the chain slide from his mouth into yours as he slips his tongue past your lips. the metallic taste overtakes your senses, almost as strong as that of blood, and you moan your boyfriend’s name. you’re tongue-tied, literally, so it comes out nearly incomprehensible.
“i know, baby, i know,” he mumbles, pulling away from the kiss. “suck on that for me, will ya? gotta keep your mouth occupied if you’re gonna be this loud.”