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So I texted my brother this joke: “How do you organize a space party? you PLANET”... and under a minute later he is walking upstairs after my mom called him to help with dinner saying “sorry mom, I would love to help but I have to go kill myself. Your daughter just sent me the WORST joke ever”........ clearly SOMEONE doesn’t appreciate my amazing sense of humor

Not what I meant when I wanted shua creaming

I am a comedy gold medalist and no one appreciates me.