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I started out running with my dad, a lifelong runner, as my companion/coach. He and I were training for a 10 Miler a few years back, and he kept spitting snot onto the grass strip next to the sidewalk. I was grossed out and grumbled something like “you’d better not do that during the race, what if you hit a spectator??”
He just looked over and was like: “well, then they’d be an EX-SPECTATOR, wouldn’t they?”
...I have been waiting YEARS to share this story in an appropriate context. :D
foxish49 reblogged your photoset: Baby’s first street run! I did 1.72 miles in…
re: Snot - if there weren’t bored doormen watching, I’d recommend learning the fine art of the snot rocket. But then again, maybe not something you want to do in front of people or onto a sidewalk. (I mostly run on trails, so it’s not as big of an issue.)
Yeah, I get irrationally angry when people sit or hock loogies on the sidewalk, that’s gross and unnecessary. But I think above and beyond that the issue is that it wasn’t congestion, it was a steady drip. I could have stopped and blown once and been fine if that was the case, but I just dripped the entire time like a gross snot monster. :D
I wonder if Mirio ever just gaslights bugs and disappears when they go to bite him for shits a gigs 😂
BUGS: oh yeah let’s get a cheeky snack😋
MIRIO: lol not today you mozzysnackers😃
When I make an amazing and totally hilarious pun and my best friend just looks at me wondering why she even talks to me
So I texted my brother this joke: “How do you organize a space party? you PLANET”... and under a minute later he is walking upstairs after my mom called him to help with dinner saying “sorry mom, I would love to help but I have to go kill myself. Your daughter just sent me the WORST joke ever”........ clearly SOMEONE doesn’t appreciate my amazing sense of humor
Aang: Hi, I’m Aang
Person 2: That’s a cool nickame!
Aang: Yeah, it’s short for Aang-xiety. Guess the monks knew what I was in for in life.
Oh lala.. 😏
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For you! Marii.. 😊;)
For you bunny! UwU..
For everyone!.. 🤣🤣
My weakness is Halloween mugs with puns 🎃
Frank: I'm being serious!
Sirius: Fine! I'll be Frank with you.
Frank:
Morning wood. It's a dick move.
Brothers and Sisters in 'Catchers in the Rye'.
I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters
#Bern Victim Part 1
What has Bernie been up to since he went quietly into hiding? Don't worry, pals n gals. It ain't all over for the Bern. Find out next week what happens. And until then, stay strong.
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