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*Actually happened as I was adjusting the chemical levels with HCL*

*Much older guy cat calls me from the other side of the fence*

Me sarcastically: Oh yes. Please continue catcalling me through the fence. It is *greatly* appreciated. It’s not like I feel uncomfortable or anything what with me being in a bikini as a uniform and you being fully dressed. Yes *please* do FUCKING continue.

Me in complete seriousness and fear for my own safety being that I was a minor at the time: Bitch come in here and keep talkin shit like that and I swear to god I will slap you I the face with a rescue tube, and break your spine over the water pumps. Don’t make me swing this liter of Hydrochloric Acid your way, boi you know I fuckin’ will.