I Don't Get Paid Enough For This Shit - Tumblr Posts

James was the mum friend in a "wraps you in a soft blanket and makes you tea when you're not feeling well" way.

Sirius needed someone to love him.

Remus needed someone to accept him.

Peter needed someone to value him.

And James made sure each of them went to bed smiling.

Regulus was the mum friend in a "chasing you around the house screaming at you to not put forks in the plug sockets" way.

Evan had no regard for safety, his own or others.

Barty has no impulse control.

Pandora did dangerous experiments on a daily basis.

Dorcas would do just about anything if you paid her enough.

And Regulus was just trying to keep those fucking idiots alive.

I dont get paid enough

for this labor of mine,

Thats why i take my shits

on company time

- me

Someone at work just asked ordered a big mac. Not only do i not work at McDonald's, I DONT EVEN WORK IN FAST FOOD. One of these days I'm gonna fuckin snap.