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Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 7

Raph: You can’t have a gun on stage! Ghost Bear: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

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Foot Brute: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Cassandra: When have I been paranoid? Foot Brute: Um, when you first met Draxum you thought they were an undercover cop…? Cassandra: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Foot Brute: And last year you were sure Foot Lieutenant was a mermaid! Cassandra: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! *Later, when Cassandra’s theory is proven wrong* Foot Brute: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Cassandra: I still think Foot Lieutenant is a mermaid.

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Ben: *looks at Carl* Ben: Baby boy. Baby. Ben: *looks at Leo* Ben: Evil.

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Todd: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Hypno: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. Donnie: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Splinter: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Big Mama: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Meat Sweats: I’m sad. Mikey: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Mikey: And das not good.

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Casey II: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Bullhop: Put spaghetti in it. Casey II: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. April: Put spaghetti in it. Casey II: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Sunita: Put spaghetti in it. Casey II: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Donnie: Christmas lights? Raph: Check. Casey II: Thermos of hot cocoa? Raph: Check. Leo: Santa suits? Raph: Check. April: Shovel? Raph: Check. Mikey: Alibi and bail money? Raph: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Leo: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.