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Arcane Incorrect Quote #6
Jinx: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Jinx: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Caitlyn: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Vi: So did their neck.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #17
Vi: I dare you-
Caitlyn: Jinx is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Vi: Why not?
Jinx: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #19
Jinx: That was a joke. Say ha.
Silco: Ha.
Jinx: Now do it again.
Silco: Ha.
Jinx: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #21
Jayce: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Jayce: Mel is still mad about it, but me and Viktor were drunk and thought it was funny.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #23
Mel: Jayce, what are you doing?
Jayce: Making chocolate pudding.
Mel: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Jayce: Because I've lost control of my life.
Jayce: Here's your pudding, Viktor.
Viktor: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #30
Vi: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #31
Jinx, writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #34
Jayce: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Viktor: Neither.
Viktor: Because it's twelve.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #38
Vi: Valentine's Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on herself*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #42
Caitlyn: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Vi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #44
Jinx: Would you like something to drink? *she opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Caitlyn: Spiders?
Jinx: Spiders it is then.
Caitlyn: No, that wasn’t-
*But she was already pouring her a brimming glass of spiders…*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #47
Jinx: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Caitlyn: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #49
Viktor, knocking on the door: Jayce, open up!
Jayce: It all started when I was a kid.
Viktor: That’s not what I-
Mel: Let him finish!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #50
Caitlyn: You have the right to remain silent.
Jinx: I choose to waive that right!
Jinx: *screaming*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #54
Vi: Powder, get that hideous thing out of the house, would you?
Jinx: Cait, Vi wants you to get out of the house!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #55
Jinx: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Caitlyn: But I'm a vegan.
Jinx: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #56
Viktor: So Jayce, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Jayce: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Viktor: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Jayce: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Viktor: A whole potato?
Jayce: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Viktor: These just look like big slabs of black.
Jayce: Because that's what they are!
Jayce: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.
Viktor: These are just chocolate chips?
Jayce: They sure are!
Jayce: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Jayce: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #58
Jayce: Why are you on fire?
Viktor: This is just how my day is going.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #61
Jinx: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #63
Vi: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.