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parsley-sage-rosemary-n-thyme

1 year ago

Well you know, he had a great muse.

it's so funny how art was the lgbt one but paul was the one writing gay songs

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i said what i said if you know you know simon and garfunkel simon & garfunkel Art Garfunkel Paul Simon it's artie it's always artie he was the fucking muse these two i swear to the gods

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parsley-sage-rosemary-n-thyme

9 months ago

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relatable lol gay as fuck don't forget art is the fuckin' king of bi bisexual semen and gay uncle or bi uncle whatever simon and garfunkel simon & garfunkel Art Garfunkel Paul Simon paul and artie sg these two idiots i swear to the gods

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aludraslytherin

8 months ago

Every one : You have your mother's eyes Harry *blue eyes*: Lily *bown eyes*: Harry and Lily: Huh?

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i swear to the gods at least make sure the actorshave the same eye colours Cuz I can lowkey forgive you for having Harry with blue eyes BUT AT LEAST HAVE THE ACTORS WITH SIMILAR EYE COLOUR BITCHES loopholes harry potter lily evans lily potter fuck jkr

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leslieiswriting

7 months ago

Working in a public library is wild sometimes Me, wearing a mask like I always do: -minding my own buisness going through my holds list- patron walks in the door: -sees me wearing a mask- "Oh do I need a mask?" Me: "I'd prefer it if you did, but it's only reccomended." Patron: "Oh. I usually wear them, but I forgot it today." Me: "That's fine. What can I do for you today?" Patron, leaning around the glass divider to speak directly at me: "Well, I have covid, do you have any test kits?"

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i swear to the gods this was not how I wanted to deal with the start of my day Please people use your brain

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