IHSQ - Tumblr Posts

TG: hey rose, i was about to spew out some sick lines on karkat but i wanted to check with you to make sure they’re not like, too cheesy or some shit

TG: i’ve got a few written down but ill just pick a random one

TT: Well, let’s hear them

TG: *ahem* are you an intensive care unit because icu

TT: …

TT: David

TG: not bad right?

TT: Dave that is the worst pickup line I’ve heard since I accidentally walked in on Dirk and Jake cuddling on the couch whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears

TG: so that means its good right-

TT: no

TG: if i met barack obama irl id be so embarrassing id try way too hard id be like "hey i like your raps" and hed prob make some raw beats and shit and then id pass out

TG: i think im the best when it comes to sitting in chairs n shit

TT: I do belive this is you, David, is it not?

Jade: today at my painting class in a relatively prestigious/famous university one of my classmates presented an oil painting of his fursona as the last work for the semester, then proceeded to explain to our sixty-seven year old professor what a furry is, and I have never felt more alive

The Disciple: (=ＴェＴ=)<  The food is mew hot, i can’t eat it.

The Signless: Y9U’RE T99 H9T AND I STILL EAT Y9U.

The Disciple: =( ^>w< ^)=< *blushes*

The Signless: *winks*

Meulin: (=｀ω´=)< AWWWW!!!

Kankri, visibly uncomfortable: This is inapp9priate, c9nsidering that we are n9w eating 9ur supper–

Nepeta: :33< uhh..

Karkat: ONE DINNER. I JUST WANT ***ONE DINNER***.

Feferi: popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --

TG: boobs

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --

JUNE: I hold a gender reveal party

JUNE: all my relatives wait as I pull off the cake cover

JUNE: the icing says "gender is a spectrum"

JUNE: it's too late, I have the power point up

CALIBORN: PEOPLE WHO TELL ME I SHOuLDNT DRINK LAVA: THE MEDIA.

CALIBORN: PEOPLE WHO LIE: THE MEDIA.

CALIBORN: CONCLuSION: I AM GOING TO DRINK LAVA tUMUt

CALLIOPE: I am a geologist with no association to the media and i woUld not recommend drinking lava.

CALIBORN: GET A LOAD OF BIG GEOLOGY TRYING TO OPPRESS THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE. TEACH THE CONTROVERSY. DRINK THE LAVA.

Sollux: ii want two be iin a problematiic yaoii relatiion2hiip wiith 2omebody

CA: cause evvery time wwe touch i get this feelin

TA: and every tiime ii pii22 ii 2wear ii can fly

ALL: AAAAAH!

ARADIA: its a murder!

JOHN: no, its a licensing agreement

Rose: I miss my wife (she’s running an errand).

Kanaya: Im In The Bank Eating The Deposits

Rose: My beautiful wife is becoming full of coin and dollars.

Rose: He is not the man of your dreams, he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast

Karkat: PLAIN RICE WILL GET YOU THROUGH THE DARKEST PERIOD OF YOUR LIFE

John: They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy

John: How much time do you spend on chumblr everyday?

Terezi: COM3 B4CK W1TH 4 W4RR4NT

DIRK: AR, unshit my jorts

HAL: I’m sorry, Dirk. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Eridan: don't let my tits distract you from the fact that i'm not ok in the head

Vriska: Don't let the fact that I'm not ok in the head distract you from my tits

ARADIA: Hey, hey, don't worry, sharpness only comes with time.

ARADIA: Unless you wanna go over the that whetstone over there.

Kanaya: Hey Dont Cry Okay? Women With Broad Shoulders

JADE: jamiroqui was right

JADE: the future is made of virtual insanity