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JUN @ The Detective Adventures S4

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was being illegally carried on the head of someone from Minnesota into Wisconsin.

Living rent free in my mind every damn day

200830 || THANXX

THEE Jimin

BBYYYY THE NEW JK FIC??? ATE ATE ATE got me GAGGED i was reading it rn at work and had to hold back from yelling out loud 🤌🤌🤌

"had to hold back from yelling out loud" me when I opened this ask 😭 DHDHDHDHD literally love you always ❤️👑

No human is illegal.

(via a-thousand-shining-stars)

Harryween | New York- 10/31

[142/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

i like his…..glasses… yeah.

i just think that sope undercut {cr. namuspromised}

yakuza 0 + majima doing things

*inhales sharply*

WHAT THE FUCKKKQJFHERLIUFQHLERIUHFQIUREHNQPDIUERPCIUFHBPQIUEHFPIQCHFPCIURFNPIUHERNPCFWIUCNPFWUIEHRNFCWILNEHRIUHQCLIUEHLIUHIUH3RLI

he is unadulterated sin

rip to all jungkook stans.

Agh 🥴 he should be illegal just in general 🤷🏻‍♀️

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How to fix a guy:

1. Approach him.

2. Grab his neck.

3. Snap it.

4. Bury his body under illegal plants so it can't be dup up.

5. Run, bitch, RUN!

Don't- ✋ don't even ask me if I'm okay- because obviously I'M NOT, NOT GONNA BE ANYTIME SOON

Stuffed animals are the coolest😎💖

Literally one of the best things ever made for human comfort. Honestly everyone should have at least have one plush if they can, even if it’s just for the memories they have with it or cos it looks nice.

Veri veri comfy: 100/10. Yes.

confession time:

i still sleep with a stuffed animal and i have good reasoning behind it. one of the reasons i sleep with stuffed animals is because i hallucinate a lot at night and i’m talking both auditory and visual and it scares the ever loving fuck out of me and sleeping with a couple of big stuffed animals makes me feel safe :)

Fallout Boy - Centuries