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20+40= 60

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Looking back, Chris was looking forward. He was also looking good. Wait. Was the man in the mirror even him? The name on his underwear had more than four letters. He could count but couldn’t always read well. Chris never called himself illiterate. He wasn’t sick. His teachers were for passing him all the way through the 8th grade. Bloody hell.

Source : thb671

Stu: I’m so proud of my girlfriend for coming out as a leprechaun! She said she’d been wanting to tell me for so-

Randy: Wait- Tatum is a leprechaun?

Billy: Wait? What?!

Stu: Y’know.. a leprechaun.. a girl liking girls

Billy: …

Randy: ..

Billy: I think you mean lesbian.

Stu: ???

Stu: That would make more sense.

A funky lil girl. Her name is Dahlia and she has a pet possum named Shrooms. Shrooms will be coming in a later post.