Im Choking - Tumblr Posts

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

Here’s the request for Minho!

How my male sims look

I never did get to show her…

I love tik tok memes

Pov:this scenario happened

Ruki: Kou,you gotta stop singing at 3 am. We have neighbours and you-

Kou: Miss me with that g@¥ $hit

Yuma:WHAT G@¥ $HIT?? THE LAW?!

Art by me

Me too

0 to 100 real quick, the whole squad on that real shit (the series continues)

do not repost. do NOT screenshot and post on twitter.

The screenwriter even admitted this, by the way.

Among us crossover doodle

SHE raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms as she listened to him. “ you are kidding. “ she huffed, before sighing, rubbing at her temples. “ you americans. “

“yeah you,” he repeated back with a smile as he lightly poked her nose. “exactly! although the type i play has a couple more rules… whenever you have to grab another card for your deck you have to remove an item of clothing.” tahoe explained it slowly as if to make it sound like it wasn’t as bad as it really was.

this is like. top three favorite vines ever i’m crying

And oh, you’re losing sight, you’re losing touch. All these little Shrigs seem to matter so much.