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Ok ok ok. Hear me out...
Lana kinda sucks this season and Kyle also kinda sucks but he's getting better while Lana feels like she's getting worse.
Kyle's done bad stuff but he's trying to make up for it, just like another character on the show...
We know that in the bizzaro universe Tal-Rho's wife is Lana.
What's the opposite of a wife? Her husband.
Also you cannot say that Kyle didn't have a bit of a celebrity crush on Morgan Edge in season one. Just look at how he acted and how he was getting jealous when Edge was talking to Lana over him.
Kyle/Tal is my new otp. Not 'cause they would work well together. Not 'cause it's gonna happen. Just cause it's fvcking funny.
sounds good
hello everyone I'm having too good of a time with 《禁止存档》 Save Files Forbidden by 年终 so I'm planning to bring everyone else down with me into the death swamp :)))
tag will be "(corrosive) bog days of summer" because it's been 90 degrees for about a week straight now and even I, a 铁打的Californian, am beginning to melt a little
general premise under the cut, but let me just take a moment to say that neither the title nor the summary on jjwxc prepared me for the ultimate genre of this book (workplace comedy between two people who are so aggressively responsible that they've tricked themselves into thinking they're just friends)
ok ok so in chapter 1: your main character is one of the best players in this post-apocalyptic immersive video game, but he’s decided that after ten years, it’s time for him to retire after this one last mission
the video game — corrosion — is famous for 1) not being a PVP video game, but more collaborative (teams work together to help purify a corrupted apocalyptic wasteland), and 2) not allowing save files. If you die in this video game, you’re out of the running for the rest of your life. so the fact that our main character has been in this for ten years is genuinely very impressive
anyway! he’s like. well I’m outta here after this mission, I’m gonna go find my internet friend who I’ve been in love with this entire time and confess to them. I’m prettttttyyy sure that my internet friend is a quiet, logical girl who moonlights as our team strategist via chat, but if they're a guy I’m not opposed to trying it out!
ofc complications in last mission results in him doing a ~ great heroic sacrifice ~ and so he ends up flinging himself into a corrosive death bog, whereupon he's like. ah well, we had a good run! time to go back to the real world and confess to the love of my life
and as he sinks into the corrosive death bog he’s like. hey. hey wait a minute. why isn’t the death sequence loading
anyway he wakes up in chapter 2 like “godDAMMIT I’m still stuck in this stupid game. I’m gonna sue the hell out of this video game company” and goes off to find some NPCs who’ll help him contact customer service
he finds some NPCs. he walks up to them like "hiiiiiiii so I don’t know what bug in the system is preventing me from logging out but I’d really appreciate it if y’all—" and then they open fire on him
TURNS OUT!!! he is now video game monster to everyone. more specifically, he is now a walking death bog (jazz hands)
MEANWHILE FROM THE INTERNET FRIEND’S PERSPECTIVE
first of all, he is a man. this is a danmei novel after all
second of all, he is the? (a?) high general of post-apocalyptic human civilization. of course he is, but more importantly this also explains why he’s good at strategy
third of all, he’s talking to his ex-girlfriend (who is a lesbian; they were dating to get both their families off their backs, and now that their families want them to get married they’ve broken up). and high general man is like “hi so something definitely went wrong with the love of my life. I’m gonna go look for him. in the meantime I need you to do some investigation”
and she’s like “I canNOT believe you made me ditch my date for this. fine” and as she walks out the door he stops her and is like “remember. whatever you do. make sure that when you interact with the players, that they don’t realize that their world is the simulation, and the world they think is a video game is actually reality” and she rolls her eyes at him like “yeah yeah don’t die” and walks out
SIKE
THIS IS A POST-APOCALYPTIC SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL
and it keeps going from there :)))))))
there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
1. sexy fish
2. always wet
3. opotus
Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN
Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls