Ok Ok Ok. Hear Me Out...

Ok ok ok. Hear me out...

Lana kinda sucks this season and Kyle also kinda sucks but he's getting better while Lana feels like she's getting worse.

Kyle's done bad stuff but he's trying to make up for it, just like another character on the show...

We know that in the bizzaro universe Tal-Rho's wife is Lana.

What's the opposite of a wife? Her husband.

Also you cannot say that Kyle didn't have a bit of a celebrity crush on Morgan Edge in season one. Just look at how he acted and how he was getting jealous when Edge was talking to Lana over him.

Kyle/Tal is my new otp. Not 'cause they would work well together. Not 'cause it's gonna happen. Just cause it's fvcking funny.

I keep seeing posts about Dracula Daily mentioning Jonathan and It takes me way too long to realise they're talking about a gothic novel from the 19th century not Superman and lois.

Like, seriously, they have to mention vampires before my brain even questions whether or not it's Jonathan Kent.

"Jonathan is by no means unaware of his impending doom but he IS easily distracted from it"

"he's an up and coming man he's getting married this is his first job sue him for not fully understanding that 'the vibes are off'"

yep all checks out, that sounds like Jon Kent

The Superman and Lois brainrot is all consuming.

I love how the Superman and Lois fandom is just so salty. Like, obviously, it would be better if there was nothing to be salty over but since there is the fans just decided to take no prisoners.

People are roasting the hell out of everything that deserves it and it's honestly very cathartic to read.

I'm only halfway through the episode but I have thoughts!

When your child tells you 'Everyone hates me. I'll never be able to do the thing I love again. I have no future.' the correct response is not. 'that's not true. Anyways... I'm going to go talk to your brother now.'

Seriously Clark. What even is that. You were doing so well.

Also the look Jon got in his eyes when Clark said that Jon-El could be redeemed just makes it look like he's considering merging cause both Jons could earn forgiveness so it wouldn't screw up his life anymore than it already is.

And finally, Lana, that is no way to talk to a child. You're being so mean. I get if you don't want him to hang out with your daughter but it's because of situational issues not because of him. Talk to him like a mature adult. He's fifteen and has got so many issues. Don't be such a jerk.

Finally, someone else agrees!

lemme tell ya, it is CONFUSING to be a Superman fan when the rest of tumblr is obsessed with dracula b/c everyone is now talking about “jonathan” and my brain immediately thinks, “wait, how is jon kent a lawyer, he’s literally a teenager?????” although, if jon kent stumbled into dracula’s castle, i’m p sure he would absolutely ignore the whole “vampire” thing and try to become BFFs with dracula, so maybe these optimistic weirdos have something in common besides a first name

Jonathan Kent is a clone.

More specifically, Superman and Lois's Jonathan Kent is actually an adaptation of Conner Kent. (Jordan is also the Jon adaptation)

There are two versions of Jon that match the two comic versions of Kon.

The fruity, celebrity, daddy issues one who for at least some time is aligned with the villain.

And the more down to earth one who also has daddy issues who tries to combat them with performance enhancing drugs. Who dresses bland af (affectionate).

It is possible that Jon's football throwing skills could be enhanced by tactile telekinesis and it would add reasoning to Clark's favouritism towards Jordan because Kon always has a rough relationship with Clark. He may be being unconsciously biased against him.

It would also be an extra factor for why Lois and Clark were so sure Jon was the one with powers because he was specifically designed and lab grown for that reason.

The show also has no qualms changing characters' names. The biggest example is how Natalie is called Natasha in the comics but also Ally originally being called Rudy ('cause she's basically confirmed to be Parasite now, right?) It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to change Kon to Jon. After all, despite how confusing it is, it's still only a one letter change.

As for how this would actually play out in canon. We don't know how much S&L is actually related to Supergirl but it seems like it is a different continuity, considering their blatant refusal to even make a passing reference to the Arrowverse, but we can assume that the characters might make somewhat similar decisions and things might play out similar because they seem like quite similar alternate universes, if anything.

If, like in the Arrowverse, Lois and Clark went to have their baby on Argo, once they found out they were having a kid because that seems like the safest option then, as far as we know, that would leave earth with no superhero.

This would also leave a perfect opportunity for Lex Luthor to create his own superman with no opposition. Enter project Kr.

When Lois, Clark and their son, Jon, arrive back on earth business goes back to usual until one day Clark busts Luthor for project Kr and he finds a baby who is, genetically, basically his son.

Since the family was off the grid (off the planet) for almost the entire pregnancy, they would be able to pass the baby off as their actual son's twin brother because they wouldn't have told anyone they were having one kid, past the stage that they should have known if they were having twins.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Now for a few flaws to this theory and their rebuttals.

1 We saw Lois get pregnant with twins. - All the flashback scenes we saw pre-the twins already being born were taken directly out of Clark's mind in the "A Brief Reminiscence Inbetween Cataclysmic Events" we don't actually know how the little mind reader devices work but we do know that the "memories" do not always play out exactly as they happened, as seen when Lois is going through Jordan's memories. It is also possible that what we play out is Clark's imaginings of his and Lois' cover story.

Why wouldn't they tell the boys in the pilot? - I think this can mostly be explained along with why they kept the Superman secret for so long. Clark didn't want to tell the boys until it was necessary and while the alien thing was basically unavoidable, it is very easy to see Clark reason to himself that practically, they're both half Kryptonian, it doesn't really matter where they came from. It would be another massive reveal after the alien thing so he might not want to dump it all on them at one time. Especially considering their reactions. This would only make the secret harder to spill each passing day because the boys would, justifiably, be mad about why they were still keeping massive secrets from them.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Tldr: s&l Jon = comics Kon.