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Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]

Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-

Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.

Bonus:

Shaun, from afar: [gags because ew, pickles]

Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]

Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-

Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.

Morgan: We need to distract these guys

Claire: Leave it to me

Claire: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Alex, Audrey, and Neil: *Immediately begin arguing*

Shaun, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.

Morgan: Fam I’m right here....

Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar

Claire: :(

Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Alex: Apply juice to what

Audrey: Directly to the forehead

Morgan: Great chat everyone

Audrey: Morgan, I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Morgan: hey, Alex

Alex, blushing: yeah?

Morgan: could you move I'm trying to get to Claire.

Audrey: today Morgan and Alex were throwing pencils at eachother...

Audrey: so I told them to be more mature.

Claire: then Morgan yelled 'TAXES' and punched Alex in the face...

Glassy: