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Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]
Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-
Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.
Bonus:
Shaun, from afar: [gags because ew, pickles]
Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]
Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-
Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.
*sees Claire walking over*
Morgan internally, ok, ok, ok. Just act cool. Don't make it look like you care too much about her- gosh she's so pretty-
Claire: hey Reznick, whats up?
Morgan:
Morgan: your hair looks very brown today.
Claire:
Morgan, internally: wtf, why would you say that!
Claire: ??? What
Morgan: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Claire: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Morgan: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Alex: Morgan drunk bakes.
Claire:
Morgan: You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Morgan: It's not!
Claire: ?
Morgan: Like, one time when my ex broke up with me, I couldn't stop drinking all night-
Morgan: then I wake up, with a fuckin' cheesecake in front of me.
Morgan: It's the best shit ever!