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*sees Claire walking over*
Morgan internally, ok, ok, ok. Just act cool. Don't make it look like you care too much about her- gosh she's so pretty-
Claire: hey Reznick, whats up?
Morgan:
Morgan: your hair looks very brown today.
Claire:
Morgan, internally: wtf, why would you say that!
Claire: ??? What
Morgan: We need to distract these guys
Claire: Leave it to me
Claire: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Alex, Audrey, and Neil: *Immediately begin arguing*
Shaun, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Morgan: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Claire: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Morgan: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Claire, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Alex: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Claire: playing systemic oppression
Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.
Morgan: Fam I’m right here....
Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar
Claire: :(
Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Alex: Apply juice to what
Audrey: Directly to the forehead
Morgan: Great chat everyone
Alex: Morgan drunk bakes.
Claire:
Morgan: You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Morgan: It's not!
Claire: ?
Morgan: Like, one time when my ex broke up with me, I couldn't stop drinking all night-
Morgan: then I wake up, with a fuckin' cheesecake in front of me.
Morgan: It's the best shit ever!
Morgan: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Morgan: Good Morning, God has let me live another day and I am going to make it everyones problem.
Caroline *about Morgan*: At least she's not gay
Alex:
Claire:
Shaun:
Morgan: *Slowly backing out if the room*
Ariel: *maintaining eye contact with Morgan*
Morgan: You want my fries?
Claire: Not if they're pity fries
Morgan: they taste the same!
Alex: Have you seen Claire?
Morgan: I'm not seeing Claire.
Alex:
Morgan: ...
Morgan: the next person to insult or hurt my Claire is gonna get it.
Claire, walking in: How did I not see that coming...? I'm such a bad doctor-
Morgan: *punches Claire in the face*
Claire: Hey, could you give me a ride?
Morgan, closing her car door: Sorry, I don't have a car.
Audrey: today Morgan and Alex were throwing pencils at eachother...
Audrey: so I told them to be more mature.
Claire: then Morgan yelled 'TAXES' and punched Alex in the face...
Glassy:
Morgan: I think we should kiss.
Claire: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.