Incorrect Shaun Murphy - Tumblr Posts
Shaun: We're gonna watch a movie, wanna join?
Aaron: I really don't, but have fun...
Lea, from the couch: Woo!
Shaun, Walking up to Lea and Asher: Why are we starting at Claire and Morgan?
Alex, looking at Lea and Asher than Shaun: I don't get it either?
Lea and Asher, whispering: Gayyyyyyy
Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]
Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-
Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.
Bonus:
Shaun, from afar: [gags because ew, pickles]
Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]
Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-
Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.
Morgan: We need to distract these guys
Claire: Leave it to me
Claire: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Alex, Audrey, and Neil: *Immediately begin arguing*
Shaun, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.
Morgan: Fam I’m right here....
Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar
Claire: :(
Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Alex: Apply juice to what
Audrey: Directly to the forehead
Morgan: Great chat everyone
Caroline *about Morgan*: At least she's not gay
Alex:
Claire:
Shaun:
Morgan: *Slowly backing out if the room*
Ariel: *maintaining eye contact with Morgan*
Audrey: today Morgan and Alex were throwing pencils at eachother...
Audrey: so I told them to be more mature.
Claire: then Morgan yelled 'TAXES' and punched Alex in the face...
Glassy: