Bangtan Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

V: Jungkook's chapstick tastes good.

J-hope: Oh? You two finally kissed?

V: No--

JK: He ate it.

J-hope: Should we call someone?

📸: okay here we go, the theme is HaRDcORe, show me what you got. V?

🐻: *chants in head* rapmonie-hyung said hardcore rappers look mad but confused, mad but confused

📸: that’s… sure, okay. Suga?

🐱: uwansome?

📸: god yes — ah, sorry, continue. Okay whose next…Jin, you don’t really look hardcore but — you know what just serve face that’s actually perfect

🐹: lol I know right, slay

📸: okay then we have, Jung Kook? Should you be in school right now?

🐰: *chants in head* suga-hyung said hardcore rappers say “you want some?” So? Do you?

📸 to 🎬: why does the kid look like he’s about to start tap dancing

🎬: that’s as menacing as he can look, we’ve tried. Maybe more eyeliner…*sprints to Hot Topic*

📸: okay, Rap Monster? You awake?

🐨: *lost in thought* these pretty boys better not fuck this up for us, Jin better be serving FACE goddamnit this is my SHOT whew okay calm down look cool look cool

📸: I guess the droopy hands kind of work…. Uh, okay, “Baby J” — is that right?

🐥: it’s just Jimin now, that sounded tougher 💕 do I look hardcore? 🥺

🎬 to 📸: do you think your team can do something about the anime girl feet in post?

📸: … suure. Alright last one… woah! That’s what I’m talking about! You said his name is J-hope?! He totally fits the concept

🐿️: I’m a rapper now wee hee fun fun I wonder why the photographer looks so intimidated lol oh well and rapper handz

on the spinning tea cup ride

Namjoon and Yoongi: *calmly enjoying the ride*

Seokin and Jimin: *spinning slightly faster and giggling*

Jungkook, Taehyung, Hoseok: *spinning as fast as they can, screaming at the top of their fucking lungs*

Jimin: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. it's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Yoongi: Spear.

Jimin: BLOCKED.

taehyung: well needless to say. uh oh spaghetti-os