Incorrect Cobra Kai Quotes - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

Daniel: How much effort do I rate?

Johnny: For you, I’d break a light sweat.

Daniel: Good. I need a favour. Do kata with the kids.

Johnny: You’re becoming dangerous, LaRusso. It’s those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain.


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3 years ago

Daniel: asking johnny to get me a diet coke bc i don’t want to get out of bed and saying “i’ll time you!!!” bc he gets excited and does it faster. absolute dipshit lmao


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