Incorrect Fnaf - Tumblr Posts
Springtrap, singing: I'm not who you're looking at. Let me out. Set me free. I'm really old-
yayy fnaf
Elizabeth, Michael and the Crying Child: Dad, are we adopted?
William: No, why the fuck would I pick you three?
Burntrap: What, I’m not supposed to have a private life?
Glamrock Freddy: No!
Gregory: Because you’re very, very old, and it’s gross!
have some fake tweets because I can
oops wait its casette man not casette guy
crap
Scrap Baby: Welcome to pizza-making!
*pizzeria explodes with fire*
Scrap Baby: *screams*
Scrap Baby: HOLY M-
Michael: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Henry: What the hell!? Michael: Oh, sorry, my bad. Michael, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Henry, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
i want to marry this quote generator
also im playing pizzeria simulator rn and i have so many lawsuits help
the perchance generator is perfection part 2
Michael: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée"
perchance quote generator shenanigans part 3
completely unnecessary keep reading
:)
even more perchance quotes because i was too lazy to use other characters (part 4)
the sorry motherfucker in question is michael, although scraptrap's plan to devastate him kind of backfired (and the fired part is literal)
Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Henry Emily, probably
Fnaf Incorrect Quotes
DJMM: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? GlamChica: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Gregory? Gregory: Probably “road work ahead”. GlamFreddy: I speak many languages, and this is none of them. ---
Monty: Freddy, I drop kicked that child in self-defense
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Gregory: *Gently taps table*
Monty: *Taps back*
Vannessa: What are they doing?
GlamFreddy: Morse code.
Gregory: *Aggressively taps table*
Monty: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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GlamFreddy: What time is it?
Gregory: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Gregory: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Monty: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Gregory: It’s 2 am
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Sun: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
DJMM: The car takes a screenshot.
Roxanne: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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*The squad is having dinner together*
GlamChica: Monty, can you pass the salt?
Monty: *Throws Moon across the table*
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GlamFreddy: Where are you going?
Gregory: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Vannessa: I prevented a murder today.
Gregory: Really? How’d you do that?
Vannessa: self control.
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Gregory: Top 30 reasons why Gregory is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Roxy: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Roxy: What are your goals? Chica: To eat all the pizza. Roxy: No, fitness goals. Chica: To be able to jump high enough to eat all the pizza from the top shelf. --- Moon: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running feet progressively getting louder* Monty: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS. --- Sun: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Vannessa: Vannessa: Sunny, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are in the pizzaplex parking lot... Sun: *Sips coffee from bowl* --- Sun: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?G regory, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Sun: Sun: fsh --- DJMM: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Roxy: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.---