Incorrect Fnaf Quotes - Tumblr Posts
YEAH GET HIS ASS!!!
Lunar, crying because Eclipse hit him: Big brother?
Eclipse: L for loser.
*later*
Eclipse, crying because Lunar betrayed him: Baby brother?
Lunar: L for loser!
Springtrap, singing: I'm not who you're looking at. Let me out. Set me free. I'm really old-
yayy fnaf
Elizabeth, Michael and the Crying Child: Dad, are we adopted?
William: No, why the fuck would I pick you three?
Burntrap: What, I’m not supposed to have a private life?
Glamrock Freddy: No!
Gregory: Because you’re very, very old, and it’s gross!
have some fake tweets because I can
oops wait its casette man not casette guy
crap
Scrap Baby: Welcome to pizza-making!
*pizzeria explodes with fire*
Scrap Baby: *screams*
Scrap Baby: HOLY M-
even more perchance quotes because i was too lazy to use other characters (part 4)
the sorry motherfucker in question is michael, although scraptrap's plan to devastate him kind of backfired (and the fired part is literal)
You know what??? You've all been good, allow me to gift you with another one of my own:
~Phoenix
FNaF characters + KidsWriteJokes entries
Miku, staring at Eclipse: That’s my man.
Stitchwraith: I think your man wants a man.
Moon: Kid, I think we need to talk about your mental health.
Eclipse: Is this about me sending you all a link to The Family-Friendly Noose Song?
Moon: No, this is about the meme you sent earlier with the possum with a gun with the caption ‘this life is fucky wucky. I’m going to make like a possum and play dead but for real.’
Eclipse: Oh yeah…that… Um….
Moon: You’re going back to therapy.
Eclipse: I understand fully.
Solar: Just let me-
Eclipse: I refuse.
Solar: C’mon, man.
Eclipse: Nope.
Solar: You are stuck to the ceiling! Let me help you down!
Eclipse: …No.
I don't know how to feel because I know which dialogue came from
Freddy: I though you were dead? We poked you with a stick.
Bonnie: No. I was just taking a nap. Wait wait wait. You thought I was dead. And instead of calling for help or parts and services you dressed someone up as me and had him sing showtunes
The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.
Me and my imaginative crazy ass:
Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.
Fnaf Incorrect Quotes
DJMM: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? GlamChica: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Gregory? Gregory: Probably “road work ahead”. GlamFreddy: I speak many languages, and this is none of them. ---
Monty: Freddy, I drop kicked that child in self-defense
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Gregory: *Gently taps table*
Monty: *Taps back*
Vannessa: What are they doing?
GlamFreddy: Morse code.
Gregory: *Aggressively taps table*
Monty: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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GlamFreddy: What time is it?
Gregory: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Gregory: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Monty: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Gregory: It’s 2 am
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Sun: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
DJMM: The car takes a screenshot.
Roxanne: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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*The squad is having dinner together*
GlamChica: Monty, can you pass the salt?
Monty: *Throws Moon across the table*
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GlamFreddy: Where are you going?
Gregory: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Vannessa: I prevented a murder today.
Gregory: Really? How’d you do that?
Vannessa: self control.
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Gregory: Top 30 reasons why Gregory is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Roxy: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Roxy: What are your goals? Chica: To eat all the pizza. Roxy: No, fitness goals. Chica: To be able to jump high enough to eat all the pizza from the top shelf. --- Moon: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running feet progressively getting louder* Monty: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS. --- Sun: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Vannessa: Vannessa: Sunny, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are in the pizzaplex parking lot... Sun: *Sips coffee from bowl* --- Sun: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?G regory, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Sun: Sun: fsh --- DJMM: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Roxy: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.---
I'm the absolute fool now f*ckward!
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