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Jackson: fact: I can jump higher than any tree.

Mark: how is that possible?

Jackson: trees can’t jump.

Mark: I’ll destroy you.

Chan: //about to walk out with the others in costume//

Jaebum: //sees him// Woah, who are you supposed to be

Chan: //wearing a defsoul hoodie, ripped jeans, and holding a cat// Oh! I'm going as you hyung! I wanna be just like you one day!

Jaebum: Oh. That's cool I guess. Uh, have fun

Chan: Thanks! I will!

Jinyoung: ...

Jinyoung: Ok he's gone

Jaebum: //on the floor in tears// Idontdeservethislove

Jungkook: Hey, so, you know we have those new TXT guys right?

Yugyeom: Yeah..

Jungkook: So like, I'm trying to train myself on being a good hyung and all and I was hoping you could give me some pointers

Yugyeom: I don't know what you mean

Jungkook: I mean with you and Stray Kids?

Yugyeom: What are you talking about?! Woojin and Chan are our age!

Jungkook: ...that's just two out of nine

Yugyeom: .......areyoutellingmethey'vebeencallingmehyungthisentiretime

Jungkook: What the fuck-yes!

Yugyeom: //barrel rolls into Chan's studio// YOU KNEW

Chan: //exasperated// To be fair we thought you'd figure it out sooner

Yugyeom: I CAN'T BE A HYUNG I STILL ASK MARK TO CUT UP MY STEAKS

Yugyeom: I TRIED TO WASH DISHES AND SOMEHOW ALL OUR BOWLS GOT STAINED PURPLE

Yugyeom: I STILL HAVE TO TEXT JINYOUNG WHEN I'M CROSSING THE STREET TO BAMBAM'S

Chan: I never said you were a role model

Jinyoung: Hey babe?

Jaebum: Yeah?

Jinyoung: I'm not wearing any underwear...

Jaebum: Ooo, that's kinky ;)

Jinyoung: because you forgot to do the lAUNDRY LIKE I'VE ASKED YOU A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY AND WE'RE OUT

Jaebum: ...

Jinyoung: SO EITHER GO DO THE DAMN LAUNDRY OR BUY ME A NEW PAIR BECAUSE SO HELP ME-

Jackson: Why don't you just flip them inside out and wear them that way?

Jinyoung: ...

Jaebum: ...

Jackson: ...

Jackson: Corner?

Jinyoung: Twenty minutes

Jinyoung: //drags a bag behind him//

Jaebum: //looks up// What you got there?

Jinyoung: //stares him down// You never saw this

Jaebum:

Jinyoung: I was never here

Jaebum:

Jaebum: You can't keep killing people who talk shit about Hyunjin

Jinyoung: Funny that you say that

Hyunjin: //pops head out of bag// Hyung! How much longer are we going to keep playing "Kidnap Adventure"? I'm getting hungry

Jaebum: ...I'm not going to answer the phone when Chan calls this time