Incorrect Hermitcraft Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Stress: Describing gender as a spectrum implies that some people's gender can't correctly be displayed in digital media because it falls outside the RGB color gamut.
False: Some genders can't be accurately translated between RBG and CMYK
Pearl: There are some genders only shrimp can access
Comic based on a text from @archemedian, it's kinda long so I put most of it under a cut (first time I've done this, hope it works ^-^;)
His text was a reply to me when I said "Why is the concept of the hermits being coworkers SO funny to me"
Anyway, moon big
*meeting at the water cooler* -"hi mumbo" -"hi Tango" *Filling bottles with water* -"so how about that moon huh?" -"how about it, for sure. Thats not you guys is it?" -"oh no, we're making bunkers as we speak. How are you guys coping?" -"oh, you know... Temples..." *Click is heard* *Potatoes fly out of the water cooler*
Grian: When I was your age- Mumbo, mocking Grian: When I was your height. Grian: Grian: Listen here you little shit-
"Village burning down"
Gem: Did you do some dumb sh#t
Pearl: Hell, yeah
Gem: Did you get us both in trouble
Pearl: Hell, yeah
Gem: Am I still gonna help ya cause you my best friend
Pearl: Fu#k Yeah!
So, I made a couple of incorrect quotes for Gem and Pearl and their cam accounts Pearlescentmoo and Arieseva and even some for the Hels I made for them. So enjoy Part 1 !
Scar:"Uh, excuse me, but can I trouble you-"
Pearl:"No."
Scar:"I was just gonna ask you-"
Pearl:"NO!"
Scar:"You don't even know what I was gonna ask you"
Pearl:"Oh I know what your were gonna ask me. You were gonna ask me to give a single solitary f#ck. Well guess what?
5AM Pearl:"There are no more to give
now I'm just crying
TFC: Oh, hi there little miss Jellie! What brings you here? Jellie: Mrow! TFC: Are you ready for some dinner? What would you like? Some jelly? Jellie: Mrrow! TFC: We'll get you some jelly! What else? Jellie: Meowww! TFC, picking her up: Some chicken? All the chicken? Does that sound so yummy to you? Jellie: Mew . . . TFC: Are you starving? Jellie: Mew! TFC: You are? Would you like some chicken to eat? Jellie: Mrrr . . . TFC: Okay, we'll get you some jelly and some chicken and some milk, okay? Just like Scar used to give you! Jellie: Mrow! TFC: You're welcome :)