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Wei Wuxian, about Lan Wangji: i bet he thinks he’s sooooo pretty
Wei Wuxian: he would be right. He is so pretty
Pretty much, yeah.
Nhs: I am going to avenge my brother's death.
Lxc: Here, take my Xiao with you.
Lwj: And my Guqin.
Wwx, a necromancer: And your brother.
In the afterlife:
Wei Wuxian: Send him our way, guys! We're ready!
*Yanli, Zixuan, Yu Ziyuan, and Jiang Fengmian all standing behind him*
Jin Ling: Don't kill me I have uncle's.
Murder: do you really think that would stop me from killing you?
Jin Ling: That wasn't a plea for mercy, it was a warning.
Murder: Wait what—
Jiang Cheng: *breaking the door with a kick*
Jin Guangyao: are you ready to die?
Jiang Cheng: Wei Ying no
Wei Wuxian: Wei Ying yes
Nie Huaisang: Wei Ying no
Wei Wuxian: Wei Ying yes
Lan Qiren: Wei Ying NO
Wei Wuxian: Wei Ying YES
Wen Ning: Wei Ying no
Wei Wuxian: Wei Ying YES
Jiang Yanli: A-Xian no
Wei Wuxian: … Wei Ying maybe
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying no
Wei Wuxian: Wei Ying no
*On a double date*
Lan Wangji: *to Wei Wuxian* Baby, you look ravishing this evening.
Jiang Cheng: *to Nie Huaisang* Baby, all your facial parts, they're in the right spots.
Nie Huaisang: Thanks, Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Lan Wangji: Language.
Ouyang Zizhen: Yeah, watch your fucking language!
Lan Jingyi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ZIZHEN THE FUCK WORD?
Lan Sizhui: ‘The fuck word’.
Jin Ling: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Wei Wuxian: Oh my gods, he censored it.
Lan Jingyi: Say fuck, Jin Ling.
Wei Wuxian: Do it Jin Ling, say fuck.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yiling lauzu
Wei Wuxian: it'll probably be better if i make this darker
Wen Qing: what are you doing
Wei Wuxian: haunting the caverns
Wen Qing:
Wei Wuxian: i need the ambience to work wen qing
wei wuxian: hey do you guys take constructive criticism well?
the juniors: *already in tears* yeah what is it
Checks out.
Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong, when did you get a new shirt?
Wei Wuxian: It's not new. Lan Zhan said I've had it forever. I must have just forgotten about it.
*LATER*
Nie Huaisang: How long have you been gaslighting Wei-xiong so that you can buy him clothes?
Lan Wangji: If I don't then he won't let me spoil him.