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I adore when Wei Wuxian is just DISTRESSED over Sangcheng. Like, here's karma now your little brother is dating the most manipulative red flag of a person that you know
Sangcheng week Day 5 - Collaboration
sorry all that i can offer for today is a silly doodle because i ran out of time lol the collaboration is JL JC and NHS commitment to the bit.
(i dont know if its readable so im putting transcription under cut)
wwx: you know a-ling, we should find your jiujiu a nice madame…maybe that’ll finally help his temper (lol) (shame that he is blacklisted everywhere haha)
jl: what are you talking about. jiujiu and Nie-zongzhu have been together for years
wwx: (a-ling are you /srs or /j)
jl: [acting casual but cackling inside] [gave sangcheng his blessing with the condition that he’ll get to break it to wwx]
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wwx: -and you didnt tell me?!??
jc: says the one who secretly eloped?
wwx: but! but! Nie Huaisang?? did you not listen to what i told you?
jc: yeah i did. So we talked it out like adults. we disagreed on things but its ok now.
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the “talking out”:
jc: -ARE YOU INSANE???!-
nhs: lower your voice wanyin.
WWX: …… Is. Is this what karma is?? I don’t want it take it back–
(i am of the firm belief that the chengsang dynamic becomes 1000% funnier if you add distressed brother wwx lmao)
MDZS Drinking Tropes 🍶🍺
remember to drink responsibly! :^)
gusu summer camp!
i mentioned in the fic that they wear white gusu lan robes for the lectures. so i kinda have this idea that during the free weekends they just go around wearing only the outer robes over their usual clothes.
(the gusu lan disciples ofc wear the formal robes everyday while they’re in the mountain) (lan xichen saw his brother w/ the 3, carrying a rabbit, & he shed a tear before texting his sworn brothers like “DA-GE SAN-GE WANGJI HAS A PET HE IS BREAKING A RULE I’M SO PROUD OF HIM”)
the series so far: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 ★
"I wish you would write a fic where..."
Where the Juniors are having Halloween storytelling. Or the Halloween costumes for MDZS main characters if they're going to a party or something.
When I saw this here, I got something immediately, bc I'm good at nonsense and dorkness. Here's the thing:
Lan Sizhui and Ouyang Zizhen tell Jin Ling and Lan Jingyi a Halloween Story:
Sizhui: "Once upon a time there was a Green Witch who lived in the forest."
Jin Ling: That's cliché.
Zizhen: The Green Witch was Chinese.
Jingyi: And since when does the witch's ethnicity make it stop being a cliché?
Sizhui: It's a Chinese witch who lives in a Nordic forest.
Jin Ling: Oh. Yeah, it's starting to get a little different… Go on.
Zizhen: The Green Witch was called Nie Huaisang.
Jingyi: Now that makes a lot of sense.
Sizhui: In the Green Witch's wood and stone house, a Purple Ghost lived. Lonely, sad, angry and who used to scare everyone away… well, that, at least, until he moved into the witch's house, since the Green Witch, bold as she was, had…
Zizhen: Had decided to marry the lonely Ghost.
Sizhui: Had what?!
Zizhen: When you said that the Ghost was purple, sad and angry and scared out everyone, I thought you were talking about Jin Ling's jiujiu, so he married the witch.
Jingyi: Why do you have to put romance in everything?!
Zizhen: Being romantic is one of my best qualities…
Jin Ling: I can't even complain about the conclusion that the Ghost is jiujiu. Go on.
Sizhui: Okay, so the Green Witch was married to the angry Purple Ghost. That he was no longer lonely and not so angry, given the circumstances of a good marriage. On the witch's rooftop lived her best friend the Necromancer.
Zizhen: That he was always drunk.
Sizhui: And how he doesn't fall off the rooftop even though he's always drunk was a mystery. Well, the Green Witch knew why, the witch always knew everything. Of course the witch pretended not to know anything because…
Zizhen: Because that way no one would be going to her house to disturb asking for potions and spells for this and that, she already lived in the forest because she wanted peace.
Jin Ling: Wait, is the Green Witch a boy or a girl?
Sizhui: It's a boy, obviously.
Zizhen: A boy in a dress, but he's still a boy. She is. Well, you got it.
Jingyi: I can totally see it happening…
Sizhui: So, the Green Witch lived in peace with her Ghost husband and her best friend on the rooftop and the Swamp Undead Community, which grew turnips and sold it on the roadside to raise funds…
Jin Ling: Why does an undead community need money?
Zizhen: For tomb upgrades.
Jingyi: I won't even dispute that.
Jin Ling: Who is part of the community anyway? It was very vague...
Sizhui: Ahm... The turnip seller, who is Ning-shushu... the brother of the Green Witch, who died with the poisoned apple that the other witch, an evil witch, gave him and... the Evil Witch, who died because of the Deceased came back to pull her foot.
Zizhen: Kind of was the neck and not the foot…
Sizhui: I'm trying to smooth things over here…
Zizhen: Oh, okay. So now that the Evil Witch is no longer a witch but an undead, she has made peace with the Deceased. And she married him.
Sizhui: Zizhen… is everyone going to get married in this story?
Zizhen: No, the ancient supreme Wizard who lives in the far mountain, Lan Qiren, is not getting married, no. Never.
Sizhui: Okay. So the Deceased Nie Mingjue and the Evil Witch Jin Guangyao made their peace in the not-so-dead-afterdeath and got married, and that money from the turnips went well to help with the wedding expenses. And so, peace reigned in the Dark Forest until one day… someone knocked on the door of the Green Witch's house, two brothers sought help because they had been cursed to change into werewolves when the full moon came.
Zizhen: It was the first time the Necromancer fell from the rooftop.
Jingyi: Why?
Zizhen: Because when he saw the brothers seeking the witch's help, it was love at first sight for the younger brother, so he fainted and fell off the rooftop right into the Second Werewolf's arms.
Jin Ling: I've given up on hoping for any “horror” in this story, but keep it going.
Sizhui: This time, the Green Witch didn't really know how to help - not the Necromancer's possible marriage to the Second Werewolf - but to help undo the curse. The witch searched all her books, the oldest grimoires, but there was no cure for the curse. The two brothers were very sad, but the Second Werewolf soon resigned himself, now he was going to get married, so it was okay not to be human anymore, he could live on the rooftop with the Necromancer and everything would be fine - the Green Witch even agreed with that idea, despite the Ghost husband's grumbles.
Zizhen: But the older brother was very, very sad. He was a nice and calm person, being a werewolf didn't seem to work for him, so he went out for a walk in the woods, to unwind a little, as everyone in the Green Witch's house had already started arguing about having another tenant on the rooftop.
Sizhui: As the First Werewolf walked, tearful and so sad about his fate, he ended up tripping over a…
Zizhen: Over a basket. A basket full of mushrooms. Amanita Muscaria. The undead Evil Witch's favorite poisonous mushrooms.
Sizhui: Amanita Muscaria isn't exactly poisonous, it's just hallucinogenic, actually.
Zizhen: How do you know?
Sizhui: Jingyi woke me up one of these days at 3 am to tell me this. Ning-shushu said it's true, so it is.
Zizhen: Okay, so these are the favorite hallucinogenic mushrooms. The First Werewolf tripped over the basket and knocked over all the mushrooms the Evil Witch had picked, but before the Evil Witch yelled at him, she saw that he was crying.
Sizhui: Even though the witch's heart didn't beat anymore - and when it did, it wasn't a big deal either, right... The witch felt sorry for the First Werewolf, because he just looked like a fluffy ball of sadness, lost and hopeless there... So , the Evil Witch called the Deceased, her husband, to help...
Zizhen: They took the First Werewolf to the Swamp Undead Community, consoled him saying he didn't need to devour people, he could feed on turnips instead.
Sizhui: He was grateful and decided to live there with them.
Zizhen: And he became the Evil Witch's second husband too.
Jingyi: Why didn't he marry someone who was single?!
Sizhui: Because the Evil Witch was greedy and… you know how it is. On Halloween night, they all gathered in the forest glade to...
Zizhen: To finally celebrate the Necromancer's wedding to the Second Werewolf!
Sizhui: And from then on, they all lived happily ever after.
Jingyi: They can't all live happily ever after, because half of them are already dead.
Sizhui: Oh, you get it.
Jin Ling: I don't know which is more disappointing: the story itself or the fact that I actually enjoyed this crap…
The end.
Crack fic XD
I love him. He's the Disney Villain you WANT to win.
nie huaisang best boy agenda
Sangcheng AU where they are all a weird FBI/police thing that i havent named yet but imma call it “the bureau” anyway and you cant stop me.
I just want Nie huaisang and jiang cheng to fuck… Is that so damn hard???
Jiang Cheng doesn’t like gossip?
BITCH PLEASE.
Man was friends with NHS and WWX in high school. He spread rumours about everyone’s ass.
💜💚💗💙❤️
they snoop~
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like i don’t understand xi//cheng to begin with but conceptually i think it’s even funnier when ppl are like “and jingyi is their son!! 🥹” as if jingyi is not canonically ragging on jc at every single opportunity presented to him (and then some)
like this is their dynamic
The matchmakers come back to Lotus Pier. 👀 Jiang Cheng attempts to deal with the answer they bring back.
*On a double date*
Lan Wangji: *to Wei Wuxian* Baby, you look ravishing this evening.
Jiang Cheng: *to Nie Huaisang* Baby, all your facial parts, they're in the right spots.
Nie Huaisang: Thanks, Jiang Cheng.
💚💛💜 jiang cheng was gone for half a day
(some nice ol' homemade au sangcheng ft. jin ling)
Hey,
Send me a pairing in the tags and I will tell you some personal headcanons about it!
You can also send me a specific au and I may even write a small fic about it ^^
Theresa, u are doing the Lord's work sweetie
There’s ink staining his slim hands, his face because he keeps pushing his bangs back. In the end, Jiang Cheng ends up holding Nie Huaisang’s hair back as he finishes his fan. - moments played in the dark, by kokirane
Drew a modern AU where Huaisang is a youtuber and Jiang Cheng is his most loyal follower!