In The Afterlife:

In the afterlife:

Wei Wuxian: Send him our way, guys! We're ready!

*Yanli, Zixuan, Yu Ziyuan, and Jiang Fengmian all standing behind him*

Jin Ling: Don't kill me I have uncle's.

Murder: do you really think that would stop me from killing you?

Jin Ling: That wasn't a plea for mercy, it was a warning.

Murder: Wait what—

Jiang Cheng: *breaking the door with a kick*

Jin Guangyao: are you ready to die?

Wang Yibo is such a good sport! I love him! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hanguang-Jun Reads Thirst Tweets

FFXV characters as incorrect quotes:

Noctis: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Regis: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Prompto: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Ignis: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Gladiolus: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal.' You don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Iris, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

Lunafreya: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Cindy: If ya can’t beat ’em, dress better than ’em

Cid: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Aranea: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Cor: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Ardyn: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Ravus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Bonus- the Astrals:

them: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

From this meme on twitter lol

I try to sway people away from that

Reblog if you've never told anyone to kill themselves.

I want to prove not everyone on this site was raised by wolves.

OP's friend is not wrong. 🤣

i’ve gotten my friend to start reading tgcf (she’s just started book 2) but she struggles to remember character names so when she tries to talk abt nan feng and fu yao she instead refers to them as “the two useless guys with rage” and that about sums it up