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Wrecker: *Reading a letter*
Omega: Well, what does it say?
Wrecker: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Crosshair killed my pet rock.
Crosshair: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Omega, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Wrecker: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Omega: Ohhhh-
Hunter: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
Omega: Every zoo is a petting zoo. Unless you’re a coward.
Crosshair: I’m worried about you.
Omega: Are you going to sleep?
Tech: I can't. This is important.
Omega: What?
Tech: Someone is wrong on the holonet.
Omega: I want to grow up and be like Crosshair!
Crosshair: That is called Acquiring Depression.
Crosshair: I’m sad.
Omega: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Omega: And das not good.
Echo, a few days after joining the squad: Why are you like this??
Crosshair: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a cadet and I haven't felt a single emotion since.