Incorrect Sanders Sides - Tumblr Posts
Thomas: oh shit, it’s a girl I dated while I was pretending to be straight. What if she starts flirting with me?
Logan: Tell her you’re taken
Roman: Tell her you’re gay
Janus: Tell her she’s the reason you’re gay >:)
Thank you Janus
Logan: Janus, you're ruining your health
Janus:
Janus: *accepts yet another delivery*
Janus: You call it eating five boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs
new idea: Roman curses in Disney phrases
hOLY HERCULES
You mother gothel
*stubs toe* flyNN RYDER
Son of a Hans!
*honks car horn* MUFASA YOU IDIOT
princess AURORA
you sick, sorry, son of a Scar
Virgil: How much more petty can you get?
Roman: I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument against Logan—
Virgil: And did you win?
Roman: Of course not!
I love these sm 💕
More fake twt guys!!
Roman: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Virgil: But are you shuffling?
Roman: Everyday.
Logan: What language are you two speaking??
Sander sides as things my friends have actually said.
Remus: my arms at the end of my arms gave out Logan: your what? Remus: these ones *wiggles fingers* ---------------------------------------------------- Remus: Imagine everyone sitting down in chairs with shaving cream on their heads watching a compilation of different kinds of salsas C!Thomas: What the f*ck? ---------------------------------------------------- During 2020 Patton: How do we greet our friends if we don't want to spread germs? Virgil: If you wanna not spread germs just kick people in the leg, watch. Roman: What is up every- Virgil: *kicks him in the shin* Sup ---------------------------------------------------- Virgil: There's too much energy in my bones. Remus: Solution, take out your bones. ---------------------------------------------------- Logan trying to learn slang: Ok, its bussin, whatever. ---------------------------------------------------- Remus eating a sucker next to Roman: *Leans over* Roman: What do you want? Remus: *Bites sucker as loudly as possible* ---------------------------------------------------- Part of this was me just wanting to share some of the weird sh*t my friend keeps track of that we say. This wasn't even a quarter of 'The Book' as we call it.