Incorrect Sephiroth Quotes - Tumblr Posts

2 years ago

Sephiroth: Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Genesis: Make his dick hard not his life. Cloud: Break her bed not her heart. Zack: Play with her boobs not her feelings. Hecate: Get on his dick not his nerves. Angeal: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.


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2 years ago

Hecate, at Sephiroth: You're my significant other.

Sephiroth: Yeah I am!

Hecate, at Cloud: You're my child.

Cloud: Yes boss.

Hecate, at Zack: You're my bitch.

Zack: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Hecate, at Angeal: My bestie.

Angeal: Naturally.

Hecate, at Genesis: HA, GAY!

Genesis: Fuck you.


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2 years ago

me whenever i remember at random moments that sephiroth would have had a last name and it would have been crescent if it werent for hojo


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