Incorrect Smitsv Quotes - Tumblr Posts

peter B: i don’t like children

Aunt May: but you love Miles

Peter B: but who doesn’t love Miles!

spiderham: I don’t love Miles!

Peter B: you are a psychopath

Miles: *kicks villains ass*

Peter recording: oh boy, it’s beautiful, boy *wipes the tears* this makes me enchanted, I don’t even know why…

Peter: I consider myself a responsible adult.

Miles: I watched you almost get your toast out of the toaster with a fork before I stopped you.

Peter: I consider myself an adult.

Gwen: how old are you?

Miles: sixteen

Peter: he's fourteen

miles: almost fifteen

Peter: but it's still fourteen

Miles: well fourteen, almost fifteen, right?!

Gwen: I'm older...

Miles: yeeeeh

Peter: *on the phone with MJ* Okay, sorry, last time; the list just said "bread", I'm gonna need a little more than that. I don't see the "Silky Frizz-Resistance Miracle Volumizing" shampoo. I know you said to get the toilet paper with the bears but I found one with a man on it. Three-In-One, ah, shoot, it's for men? (Writes a "W O" in front of the "MEN" on the bottle with a silver sharpie marker) Wheat, okay, that's good; there's 100% Whole Wheat, and just Wheat. Are those different? I'm gonna have a panic attack.

MJ:...