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Robin: Yes! Cheeseburgers?

Nancy: No, no, no. No. These are a crucial part of the reward system.

Steve: Well, why does she get to have one?

Nancy: All right, okay, this is how it's gonna work. Robin studies, she gets a burger.

Steve: What about me?

Nancy: Robin studies, you get a burger.

Steve: It's a reward system, huh?

Nancy: Mm-hmm.

Robin: What else do I get?

Nancy: Just the cheeseburgers.

Robin: Oh.

Steve: You love the pink ones.

Robin: I love the color pink. But I like the chocolate macarons. Steveee! I've already said I wanted these two.

Steve: No. You can't have two.

Robin: But I said...

Steve: You had three this morning.

Robin: I have not!

Steve: Downstairs. I saw you.

Robin: I've had one!

Steve: Not true. Eddie saw you. You’re lying. Why are you lying?

Robin: I am not lying. You are. Eddie!

Eddie: What? I like the chocolate ones as well. I have not had...

Robin: I wanted them!

Steve: I have the solution.

Nancy: Put them back. Stop.

Eddie: Why are you getting involved?

Nancy: Can you not just divide them?

Steve: ...three chocolate this morning!

Robin: I have not! I haven't had...

Nancy: Three banana macarons for the one chocolate.

Robin: Not a chance.

Eddie: That is devious.

Steve: That's very unreasonable.

Eddie: Please!

Steve: Why not? Eddie, you cannot... Why are you getting involved?

nancy: who needs drugs? i'm high on life

argyle: who needs life? i’m high on drugs

eddie: who needs high? i’m drug on life

robin: who drugs high? i’m life on needs

steve: hi im drugs who-

jonathan: life on needs

Nancy: i sleep with a gun under my pillow

Robin: i sleep with a knife

Eddie: both of you are pathetic

Nancy: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

Eddie: Steve.

Nancy: are you two friends?

Steve: no

Eddie: yes

Steve & Eddie stare at each other:

Steve: we're married?

Eddie, voice breaking: but ... are we not friends?

Nancy: Robin is a great provider

Steve: And what does she provide you with exactly?

Nancy: *watches a microwave blow up in Robin's face, Robin just standing there like she's in a cartoon* Amusement mostly

Eddie: I'm an idiot

Robin:

Steve:

Jonathan:

Nancy:

Argyle:

Robin: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

Eddie, sliding a photo across the table: I need you to shoot this person in the leg

Nancy: That’s you

Eddie: Steve wants me to work out with him