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Eugene: Are you this rude to everyone?

Cass: Yup.

Cass: Don’t think you’re special.

Lance: when I was

Eugene: a young boy

Cass: my father

Varian: ATE AN ENTIRE LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE SKIN OFF. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENIRE THING INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING ELSE SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

Rapunzel: to see a marching band!

Eugene: You know how I feel?

Eugene: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot here!

Cass: Eugene, stop!

Cass: Self abuse is NOT okay—

Flynnpostor: *dresses to look like Eugene*

Eugene: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Varian: Good morning, Dad.

Quirin: Good morning, problem child.

Cassandra: But seriously, what’s the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Eugene: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But I will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Varian: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Varian: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Varian: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Eugene:  I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Varian: What good can I say about someone trying to kill us?

Rapunzel: Aw, Varian... if you’re stuck, why not try... saying something you wish someone would say to you?

Varian: ...

Varian: ‘You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.’

Stan: The princess request a jelly tart!

Rapunzel: May I have another?

Stan: The princess requests ANOTHER jelly tart!

Rapunzel: You don’t have to repeat everything I say

Pete: The princess requests you stop repeating!

Rapunzel: Umm…

Pete: I realized as soon as I said it

Stan: Now I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife.

Pete: I hate it when he calls me that…

Eugene: I’ve decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you any money... I’m sorry, but I’ve moved on.

Quirin: Shouldn’t you be asleep?

Varian: I should be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.

Eugene: Got any spells that’ll give us cover so we can get to him?

Varian: They’re not spells

Eugene: That’s a no, then.

*during be very afraid*

Rapunzel: Are you okay?

Varian: Yeah, why?

Rapunzel: You’ve been muttering ‘I’m not afraid of no ghost’ for the past 15 minutes and it’s starting to get concerning

Cass: Hate when ppl call fidgety stuff a "nervous habit". I'm bouncing my leg cause I'm bored not cause I'm a scared little bitch

Varian: I'm charging up. Will not say what for

Cass: I swear, between the three of you, you have one braincell!

Eugene: *can’t think of a comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*