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Your fusion headcannons give me life. Do more please

I actually have some fusion hcs with hawks stored so I’ll share em. I love my birb

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Dabihawks:

• piercings galore

• forgets to wash off eye makeup and wakes up looking like a raccoon but they don't give a shit

• trolls endeavor

• horrible actor "LEAGUE OF VILLAINS LET ME PLEDGE MY ALLIGENCE-"

• sassssyyyy

• protective of kids (secret mother hen)

• riles up people for fun

• John Mulaney, salt and pepper diner

• yeah they're that asshole

• says things about their childhood abuse like a joke but they're actually telling the truth "yeah I was such a dumb kid my dad beat me lol" "are you okay?" "Pfft no! What kinda question?"

• apartment is a wreck

• never folds clothes

• cooks bacon on their thighs and refuses to buy kitchen wear

• procrastinator

dabihawks: "I'll do that later"

narrator voice: "and then they never did"

• eats so much greasy food to where if they don't eat it they get withdrawal symptoms

• smokes cigarettes

• an edgelord with awful fashion sense

• they love their coat like it's their firstborn child

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Mirukohawks:

• has zero patience

• only does solo missions bc other people are too slow

• @ Endeavor "can you keep up old man?"

• drools over abs

• puns so many puns

• laughs at their own jokes

• cries over pictures of bb animals (is on pintrest instead of doing their mission report xd)

• not a morning person, if you try and wake them up you will get punched

• will eat a salad with chocolate syrup as a substitute for ranch dressing

• burps really loudly

• takes a selfie with a villain they tied up and posts it on Twitter

• gets yelled at by the higher ups

• tries to set up their friends "my otp will be canon"

• huge dork

• does a complicated maneuver flawlessly in battle but then trips getting onto the subway

• LETS GET PUMPED PARTY PPL

• loves their fans so much

Miruko is a vegan and they almost unfuse over this

Hawks: b-but fried chicken

Miruko: I am not putting that in my body

Hawks: okay first of all, it's oUR BODY